Silly Gooses

 

Hey pals!

Well, on Thursday, momma had me wear da mouse dress since it wuz da Mickey Mouse dude's birthday. I just told all da pups in da park dat it wuz for all da mouses I has killed. Ok, I has only killed 1 or 2 mouses, but THEY don't know that.

Speaking of da park. we has a goose infestation.

I know next week are all about da turkey, but I could go for some roasted goose as a warm up.

Today I watched football wif my momma and our team won! Go Bruins!!

Da Vampire Vet

Hey pals!  Firstest things first, I wanted to show y'all dis cute lil bow dat my pal Goose sent me.

Dese ties come from da Kula Project - a non-profit who are helpin women in Rwanda by teachin dem a trade and payin dem for dere work - in dis case my pretty bow!  So it are not just a pretty bow, it are helpin peeps too.

My pal Goose has are a very sweet Weimeraner - and he has not been feelin too good - he were in da hospital all last weekend wif internal bleedins.  But he are back home wif his momma now and we's sending him lotsa POTP.  If ya don't know him yet, check out his blog at Gospel of Goose.

Ok, now on to my trip da vampire vet.  I were real excited bout da car ride, but I were not too excited bout bein at da vet.  Dey had me and Finley go to an exam room immediately, I guess dey didn't want me barkin up da waitin room.  Well, I whined and barked while hidin under da chair.  Finley got examined firstest and I was hopin dey wouldn't see me since da floor were white too, but dey did.

And dey stole my bloods and weighed me.  I are up to 20.3 pounds - momma were callin me chunky buns since I weighs more dan Finley.  I tried to tell her dat dat extra weight are just furs, but I don't know if she believed me.  And on top of all dis humiliashun, da vampire vet started lookin at my wrinkles.  And he made some kinda joke bout plastic surgery and loose skins.  And den Finley's momma joked bout a 2-for-1 deal dat she wanted in on too!!!  OMD, da humiliashuns.

In case y'all didn't know, I gots back wrinkles.  My momma sometimes calls me Ruffles, cuz Ruffles has ridges.  Yeah, she finks she's funny - at least someone does.

Can ya sees em?  Dey are more noticeable in person dan in photos, but I developed wrinkles in da past couple years.  I tried tellin momma I were just tryin to look more like her bassets since I know she misses dem, but I are not sure if she believed me.  I fink wrinkles just makes me even more you-neek.  And I don't need no plastic surgeries, so no vampire vet, ya are not gettin more money dat way.  Ya already got lotsa money for suckin my bloods.  We's sposed to get da blood results back nextest week - I hope dey says dat I are in needs of more pool ball!