I had anudder pawsome day at da beach today.
But firstest, my momma and Finley's momma went out to da beach alone - dey left me and Finley in da cottage!!! What da woof???
Momma said dey wanted to pick up shells easier and swim in da oshun. I's not surprised bout my crazy momma wantin to swim in da oshun. See, ever since she wuz bout 3 years old, she has been obsessed wif dis movie, Da Lil Mermaid. Or somefin like dat. Y'all don't even wanna know how far dis obseshun goes, she bought it da day in came out on DVD, she knows all da words, she has da soundtrack on her iPod (wif way too many listens), talkin bout Howloween costumes wif her as a mermaid and me as Sebastian da crab, and she has even been talkin bout makin her own silicone mermaid tail. I guess it are better dan makin some fings outta silicone, course she don't really need help in dat department. Anyways, she went off to go swim in da oshun and pretend to be Ariel. Cept for da part bout her bein quiet for three days, dat one are not gonna happen. BOL BOL.
Me and Finley wuz good and waited back at da cottage.
I gots to wear my new flamingo dress my momma made today, I finks I's lookin very Florida-appropriate.
It even has flamingo buttons.
We saws a sea turtle today, but dis idiot woman wuz yellin at it and chasin it before my momma could get any closer. My momma said somefin bout da turtle runnin away being worried dat an angry manatee had grown legs cuz yeah, my momma are nice like dat. Da woman wuz obnockshus though.
Finally it wuz time for me to go down to da beach.
As ya can tell, I wuz one happy pup.
Finley got to go for a walk on da beach wif her momma.
My leg are still not really workin, so I didn't walk. I just sat and enjoyed da beach.
Ya can tell what a good time I had.
I liked sittin right by da waters' edge where I could get a lil wet.
Finley had a great time on her walk, she luvs da beach too.
Mostly I ignored da burds, but dis one wuz bein kinda rood and invadin my terriertory, so I had to bark him some.
Momma wuz pickin up seashells on da beach dat washed up by us. I helped by catchin some in my furs - seriously, she found a really cool baby seashell in my furs. I's finkin I are gonna need a seashell-encrusted collar or a seashell-blinged dress as payment.
All dat watchin da oshun wuz eggzaustin.
Den we went out to eat tonite, since it wuzn't stormin. Momma decided to match me and wear her green dress wif flamingos. And I's even lettin her show off her selfie on here, cuz I's nice like dat. Plus, I like dat we wuz pretty much matchin.
Eggcept I are a natural blonde, no peroxide needed here.
I had to ride in da backseat on da way to da restaurant, somefin bout my momma not wantin her Lilly Pulitzer dress to get messed up. Whatefur momma, I called shotgun.
At least I gotta sit up on da booth seat at da restaurant.
Finley gots to come too, she sat wif her momma.
I got bored waitin for da food to be served.
For some reason, Finley wanted to get down on da ground. I don't get what are wif her sometimes, she are sleepin on da coffee table right now. I'll take da couch.
Dis wuz what my momma ate, crab-stuffed shrimpies, smashed taters, and Frenchie fries. Finley's momma shared a shrimpie tail wif me, but all my momma shared wuz Frenchie fries. What da woof??? Dat are no better dan Whataburger Wednesday momma! And Finley got multiple shrimpie tails from her momma. Unfairs I says.