Hey pupses! It have been a pretty busy week around here. I got a bath last night which were lotsa fun. Yeah, I love da baths. Anyways, in between all the rolling round on da ground to dry fluffiness off, I gots me a twitter. You can follow me - I'm @whitleywestie on there. But after only one lil innocent tweet, I gots banned. Dey reinstated me, but I were real depressed when I were banned. My BFF Finley wrote me song to cheer me ups.
Twitter is A’Breakin’ My Heart
by Finley Rose
I weren’t banned in Boston
They loved me in Austin
But Twitter is a’breakin’ my heart….
I just sent one short tweet
I thought it was so sweet
My fans and me they’s a’keepin’ apart.
Why did Twitter ban me
As anybuddy can sure see
I’m cute and I’m sweet and I’m white.
I wear lots more clothes
Dan all of dem bare Joes
And Janes , yeah ya knows that I’m right.
I weren’t banned in Boston
They loved me in Austin
But Twitter is a,breakin’ my heart…..
I sent just one short tweet
I thought it wuz so sweet
That Twitter it sure aint too smart.
When I wuz in Boston
Fore I lived in Austin
I peed all o’er old Harvard Yard…
And let me just tell you
It got so cold ya’d turn blue
Peein’ on ice is just way too damn hard.
I weren’t banned in Boston
They loved me in Austin
But Twitter is a’breakin’ my heart.
I sent just one short tweet
I thought it wuz so sweet
That Twitter it sure aint too smart.
And now, da twitter has banned my BFF Finley! I think some power mad squirrel or rat must be in were banning on all da lil westies from twitter! Or maybe it are a bird, since dey got a bird logo. I guess I shouldn't have barked dem. Or, maybe I should bark dem more and tell dem to unban Finley! Yeah, dat's what I'll go do. Off to bark!
