April Fool's??

I are thinkin dat Mudder Nay-chure wuz playin an April Fool's Day joke on all of us in Dallas.  Cuz it wuz chilly today - it wuz only bout 60 degrees!  What da woof???  Dis are April, it are sposed to be pool ball time!

Since it wuz kinda cool, I took da opera-tuna-ity to wear one of my new fleecey jackets.

Momma better get to work on my April dress soon.  Between da mommas pickin out stuff for da kitchen remodel and my momma obsessin over her hair WAY too much (not everyone are lucky enuf to be naturally platinum blonde likes me), da dress produckshin has been alarming low lately.  So I better get to barkin at her!

Hoppy Easter Y'all!

Hoppy Easter y'all!  I's startin off wif my Easter selfie, I's thinkin my beard are lookin pretty flooftastic here, what do y'all think??  #BeardedLady4Life

We's been havin some crazy weather round here, one day it are almost in da 90s, den it are cold, den it are dis.  Can ya believe momma wanted me to do my bizness on dis Wednesday nite??  #HAILno.  Anyways, I bet ya can guess who'll be gettin a new roof (AGAIN - we just got one).  Which means roofers to bark at.  BARK BARK BARK!

My room are overrun wif Easter bunnies.  Ya know how crazy my momma are bout decomoratin, and well, let's just say dem Easter bunnies breed like rabbits.  If ya knows what I mean.

Dis are one of my Easter dresses - it are a pretty pastel mint wif sweet lil bunnies on it and bunny buttons.

But today, I are wearin da Easter eggie weggie dress.  I just wish I got some eggie weggies today!

But at least I look cute, right??

Again wif da Easter bunnies.

Da mommas do Easter big time - tons of decorated Easter eggs filled wif candies.

Dere are a Whitley egg somewhere in my momma's basket.

Even I got an Easter toy, it are my very only squeaky Peep toy!  Fanks Finley's momma!!

Hope all y'all have a happy hoppy Easter!!

Da Non-Workin Internets

Hey y'all.  Our internets are still not workin good, in fact it are gettin worse and worser all da time.  And since Time Warner are apparently not interested in fixin da internets, we is gonna be switchin providers.  My momma has been tryin to get on to da a posty for me for a couple of days now and we is just finally able to.  We wanted to let y'all know we is ok after all da storms we had in Dallas - an F4 tornado hit Garland, which are pretty close to us.  Da sirens went off here a couple times and we had to go hang out in da bathroom but da only damage we suffered wuz a couple of snapped Christmas light strands.  Which are nuffin compared da peeps who lost dere lives and dere homes.  Such sad stuffs, speshully right after Christmas.

I also wanted to show ya a Bonus 25 Days of Christmas Fashun dress - Finley's momma made me dis one.  Santa needs a vacay after all dat hard work I guess, so him and da reindeers is hittin da hotel pool!

It are all retro-styled.  Which da mommas luv.

And it has dese cutie pie reindeers on it.

I'll be back to postin and commentin on your bloggies when I can - but I don't really know when dat'll be.  But me, Finley, da kitties, and all da peeps are all doin ok.  Just frustermarated bout da lack of internets.

Yappy Annyfursary!

Happy yappy annyfursary to Finley's peeps (my grandpeeps)!  Dey has been married 33 years today!

I are wearin my sham-pain dress to celebrates.  It are time to break out da bubbly (I luvs lickin sham-pain off of my momma's fingers).

See da sham-pain bottles on da dress and da lil sham-pain buttons?

I's ready to celebrate.

Some of y'all has been wonderin how we is doin wif all of dis weather.  Well, we wuz ok until late last night.  Dat are when Plano got over 7 inches of rain (on tops of all da udder rain we has had) and our sunroom flooded.  My momma and Finley's momma spent hours and hours of da late late night or early morning (whatever ya calls 3 or 5 in da AMs) moppin up da sunroom wif towels, wringin em out in a big bucket, and dumpin water outside.  It wuz no fun for dem at all, a lotta hard work and now dey has sore backs, arms, well, ya names it basically.  And my momma, she are still kinda sick wif dis nasty cold thing.  And it wuz a real crummy way to start out your annyfursary for Finley's momma.  So dey really earned dat speshul dinner dey is gettin tonite, dat are for sures.  And a lots more, BOL BOL.  

We's all ok now, and we's hopin dis rain goes AWAY!  Momma says if she hears one more person say somefin bout "well at least we're not in a drought now" or "we needed the rain" she is gonna punch em in da face.  And my momma, she are pretty small, but she are tuff and works out all da time, and she did punch a woman in da face who wuz tryin to steal me years ago.  So don't say nuffin positive to rains bout her, ok??  Unless ya wants your nose rearranged, BOL!