Hey y'all. We had a pretty uneventful Howloween here, only bout 8 miniature zombies showed up beggin treats. I think it wuz all cuz of my barkin, but momma said it are cuz we's in da middle of da block and da peeps at da ends of da block keep dere houses all dark. Whatever, I know it are all cuz I are so feroshus.
Da mommas abandoned us and went to a Haunted House. Dey said it wuz fun. I dunno, cuz I wuz on Zombie Patrol here. My momma dressed up as a flapper.