Look, I are doin my Crockett impreshun! For dose of ya who don't know, Crockett are one of our kitties and he are always givin raspberries.
It are a cold dreary nasty wet day here. So no Zombie Patrol today. But we did have a Zombie Encounter, some weird old guy walkin his dog in front of our yard while we wuz out dere leavin yard art. So I started goin crazy and my momma pulled on my leash and told me she wuz not in da mood for dat. And da old man zombie told momma she wuz rude to me and bein aboosive. Well, I'll show him aboosive, I'll give him a butt bite for dat. So I barked him and he left. Momma just said she didn't ask for his opinion, she restrained herself from using da #$^! words, which are pretty good since she wuz kinda cranky bout bein woken up at 7 in da mornin and bein out in da cold. And den havin some weirdo tell her she was aboosin her dog.
Do I look aboosed? BOL!
My aboosive momma got me a new sweater da other day from Petco, it are all cute and pink.