Look, I are doin my Crockett impreshun! For dose of ya who don't know, Crockett are one of our kitties and he are always givin raspberries.
It are a cold dreary nasty wet day here. So no Zombie Patrol today. But we did have a Zombie Encounter, some weird old guy walkin his dog in front of our yard while we wuz out dere leavin yard art. So I started goin crazy and my momma pulled on my leash and told me she wuz not in da mood for dat. And da old man zombie told momma she wuz rude to me and bein aboosive. Well, I'll show him aboosive, I'll give him a butt bite for dat. So I barked him and he left. Momma just said she didn't ask for his opinion, she restrained herself from using da #$^! words, which are pretty good since she wuz kinda cranky bout bein woken up at 7 in da mornin and bein out in da cold. And den havin some weirdo tell her she was aboosin her dog.
Do I look aboosed? BOL!
My aboosive momma got me a new sweater da other day from Petco, it are all cute and pink.
Duz aboosive mean she gives belly rubs and cooks up da ground beef fur us all da time? Cuz it must, cuz dat's whut she duz! Whut is it wiff all da weirdo male zombiez in dis nayborhood lately? Pumpkin insults and tellin' off yer Momma fur tryin' to restrain ya from startin' a fight wiff his dog. Probably dat pink sweater of yers made him think ya wuz sum kinda fluffdoodle rather dan da terrierist ya iz! He might change hiz mind if ya got ahold of him, Whit!!
ReplyDeleteI guess it must mean feeds da pups ground sirloin twice a day. bOL BOL!
DeleteYeah, if I coulda given him da butt bite he deserved, he might have a different opinion.
Kaci is ½ Westie and she always has her tongue out a little bit also.
ReplyDeleteWell, mine are usually in. But I just felt like a raspberry today.
DeleteAwww you are adorable in your new sweater. Hope your mom's day got better as the day went on.
ReplyDeleteFanks. It wuz ok, she reorganized her closet to hang up all her sweaters and winter clothes which she says are a lil depressin, but at least she got it done.
DeleteWhitley you do a great raspberry! Love your new sweater, it looks sweet on you :)
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteAww you look cute sticking your tongue out.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Fanks Sully!
DeleteWhitley, you are too sweet to bite a man on the butt! And you are looking mighty cute today too :0)
ReplyDeleteI dunno know bout dat, I has bitten momma a time or two.
DeleteCute Sweater!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey & Hazel
Fanks!
DeleteHey, if you want, I'll come over there and REALLY tell him what abuse is!!! I gots a BATH today...THAT is abusive!!!! (okays, so I feel betters and less itchin', butts TORTURE!)
ReplyDeleteJust know that some peeps have to have an opinion on everything...and they usually know nothing! ☺
Just keep givin' them the raspberry!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Yeah, it just seems like we's been runnin into em a lot lately.
DeleteUgh...some humans just shouldn't be allowed to talk! We aren't sure if our MAma could have been able to hold back the !@#$ words!
ReplyDeleteOn the upside...you are rocking that sweater!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Yeah, it wuz tuff for my momma, since her wuz already not havin da bestest day.
DeleteAw shucks...silly zombie man...what gives with all the kooks in your area?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he didn't want to see anybody out at 7am like you both were and it was messing with his manners...OMD! Growlmy likes to make 'cuses I think. If you are on a leash in your yard and making a ruckus wouldn't the dude appawsiate your Momma trying to keep the peace as it were? Oy Bey...
Love your raspberry and the matching pink sweater!
I dunno, I doubt he woulda liked me comin at his dog to start a fight which are what I wanted to do.
DeleteYour Momma aboosive to you Whitley!! Fair dinkum ...... that zombie bloke wasn't right in the head!! Well done in giving him the raspberry. He sure deserved it, aye??
ReplyDeleteYup!
DeleteYour new sweater matches your raspberry tongue beautifully, Whitley!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Yeah, it does! BOL!
DeleteI luffs the raspberry ! Very cute
ReplyDeleteAnd your gorgeous jumper, yous one lucky Pup Whitley
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Fanks Leah!
Deleteyou look soooo adorable in your sweater!!
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteYou look GRRRREAT in your new sweater...
ReplyDeleteSo are you sayin the ol' geezer abused your mom? Sounds like it to us.
A BUTT BITE would have been in order fur sure.
Yeah, I woulda given him one too if I wuzn't on leash.
DeleteWhat a "purty" sweater!
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteWhat a gorgeous jumper Whitley!
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteNice sweater! You are so fashionable!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Fanks y'all!
DeleteStella agreed! Have a great week! ~xo~
ReplyDeleteFanks!
Delete* squints *
ReplyDeleteYou look spolied and cosy to me! MOL!!
Harvey
Yeah, I are.
Deletehe said what? He said your momma was aboosive for putting you on a leash? Then what? Will he also say your momma is aboosive if he gots bitten in the butts?
ReplyDeleteThat sweater is pretty, by the way.
Fanks.
DeleteYeah, he wuz a real weirdo.