A New Dress

 

Hey pals!

It's Terrier Tuesday. We had a lotta important terrieristic duties today, like growling da mailbox dat fell down across da street.

Pretty shure it wuz da work of zombies. Momma says it wuz da lawn crew dat weed whacked to close to the post for too long and dat dey basically whittled it. Musta been a zombie yard crew. BARK BARK BARK!

Well along wif da barking of zombies, we had another job today.

Modeling our new dresses!

There's all kindsa lil animals on it.

 

And raccoon buttons!

All this modeling are tuff work. I think I need another cookie.

Sunday Selfies

It's Sunday, so it's selfie time!

Well, da rain finally stopped, so we wuz able to resume patrol duties.

Da nayborhood are safe!

Well, we're still not shure about those very suspishus miniature humans and their scooter across the street.

There's somefin wrong about wheeled humans. After all, zombies are known to use wheels to get around faster to eat brains. So they deserve extra barks!

We're just working hard to keep our mommas safe!

Zombie patrol are tuff work! 

Sunday Selfie

Well, dis mornin it wuz a bizee Death March I means Zombie Patrol™.  Seems like da cooler weather, and yeah, when da high are only in 90s and it are cloudy dat are cooler weather for Texas in da summer, has inspired lotsa zombies and dere zombie dogs to go for walks.  So I barked em up good.  And I's pretty sure I did a good job at scarin em away.  I scared some so bad dat dey even started dat nervous laffter outta FEAR!  It are cuz I's so furoshus, I knows it.

Den I relaxed wif some floatin in da pool and I even gotsa a baff.  And I heard an evil roomor bout groomin, anyone wanna help me come up wif a good hidin place??

REMINDER: Please send in your pics for my 13th Birthday Pool Pawty by Tuesday, September 8th to whitleywestie@gmail.com.  Any kind of water picture (pool, ocean, lake) would be pawsome, but if ya's not a water pup, dat's fine - dere'll be a lot of fun for landlubbers on da patio by da grill!  I's been gettin in pics and so far dey all look pawsome!

Sunday Selfie

Well, things is finally returnin to normal round here.  As normal as round here gets anyways.

My shirt are right, da sunny shine are back.  Which means I wents on my Death March Zombie Patrol.™  And it were a good thing too, since we had a zombie encounter.  Dis crazy zombie and her two little crazy zombie mini-poodles were out loose wanderin da streets.  Da crazy zombie even called my momma a "little witch" for pretty much no reason - all we did wuz cross da street to avoid da zombie mini-poodles (who wuz runnin loose and tryin to come straight at us).  I definitely coulda handled em, but momma didn't want me to "handle" em.  But I did do some good barkin at all of dem - what a bunch of nutsos.  Momma says it are da firstest time she's ever been called "little" as part of an insult, guess all her exorcisin are payin off.

I also got some pool ball in today, so it wuz a pretty good day.  Hopin dis sunshine sticks round.

Sunday Selfie

Well, I had a tuff Death March Zombie Patrol™ dis mornin - lotsa zombies wuz out and about.  I had to bark em all.  One of em wuz even rude bout my dress.  What da woof???  My momma didn't insult his dumb outfit or old car, so who do he think he are to be rude?  It are not like my momma are havin him wear a dress - not dat it wouldn't have been an improvement, BOL BOL!  I bet he wuz just jealous.  But dat are zombies for ya and why dey needs to be barked.

Da Christmas Tree and Christmas Zombies

So I been promisin y'all pics of da Christmas tree for a whiles now.  It are all done, well it needs some presents under it, but dat are all.  Prefurablly, presents for me.

As y'all can see, we like our Christmas tree wif tons of ornaments.

Dis are da best one on da tree.  Least in my opinion.

A tree looks even better wif a westie in front of it.

Now for da Christmassy zombies, me and Finley has been patrollin for em.

No momma, I are not trying to lie down in da middle of da street, I are checkin for underground zombies.

Looks like dese zombies have already been deaded.

But dey comes alive at night, dat are scary!

And dis wuz what today's shirt said . . .

I guess dat means momma better get to makin treats!

Oh, and I finally got to meet Angelique, da new kitty.  She smacky pawed my nose.  I just wanna be pals, hopefully she'll decide to stop beatin me up sometime.

Sunday Selfie

Look, I are doin my Crockett impreshun!  For dose of ya who don't know, Crockett are one of our kitties and he are always givin raspberries.

It are a cold dreary nasty wet day here.  So no Zombie Patrol today.  But we did have a Zombie Encounter, some weird old guy walkin his dog in front of our yard while we wuz out dere leavin yard art.  So I started goin crazy and my momma pulled on my leash and told me she wuz not in da mood for dat.  And da old man zombie told momma she wuz rude to me and bein aboosive.  Well, I'll show him aboosive, I'll give him a butt bite for dat.  So I barked him and he left.  Momma just said she didn't ask for his opinion, she restrained herself from using da #$^! words, which are pretty good since she wuz kinda cranky bout bein woken up at 7 in da mornin and bein out in da cold.  And den havin some weirdo tell her she was aboosin her dog.

Do I look aboosed?  BOL!

My aboosive momma got me a new sweater da other day from Petco, it are all cute and pink.

Sepia Saturday

Well, my Gotcha Day got even betterer.  I got a Häagen Dogs ice cream toy, den I got da real stuff too.  Not Häagen Dazs, but Bluebell Homemade Vanilla.  It sure wuz tasty.

Today wuz pretty good, I went on my Bataan Death March Zombie Patrol™ dis mornin.  And I barked some soccer playin zombies, I mean dey never once kicked da ball cross da street to me.  Who do they think they are?  Da only pets I got wuz from my peeps, even though some other people commented on my dress dey didn't pet me.  I bet dey wuz zombies, dat are da onliest explanshun.

Sunday Selfie

Hey y'all.  I went on my Zombie Patrol™ today - it are gettin worse everyday.  Zombies are poppin up everywhere.  Ya gotsta be prepared.  Dere are even some zombies dat are disguisin demselves like piles of leaves, don't let your peeps tell ya you're just barkin leaves.  It are really zombies underneath!

P.S.  I are remindin y'all bout Kyla's Highland Games tomorrow, Monday, October 27.  Me and Finley are gonna be hostin a pub right here and servin all kindsa scotch (and other stuffs) to celebrate Kyla.  If anypup has any speshul requests dat dey'd like to drink, lemme know and we'll try to have it on hand.

Zombie Huntin

It are dat time of year, da time when all da zombies come out.  Now, dey is out all year long and I are always watchin out for em, but ya gots to be on Triple Speshul High Alert in October.  Dere are even a zombie comin outta da ground right on my own block!  I's been barkin at it every time I go bys it, but it do not move.  Momma says it are just a Howloween decorashun, but I knows better.  See my momma, she ain't too smart and she needs me to look out for her, otherwise she'd get what lil brains she's got eaten by zombies.

And some lady on my walk told us dat we looked serious.  Well duh, huntin zombies are serious bizness!  It are not a big joke or somefin.  I are not quite sure she wasn't a zombie herself since she didn't try to pet me.  She probably wuz one.

Anyways, be on da lookout for zombies in your nayborhood, ya never know when or where dey are gonna show up.

P.S. I gots a new pal here in Blogville, her name are Frisbee and she are a cute lil westie girl.  Ya can check out her blog here.

Sunday Selfie

Well, it are another cloudy day here.  At least it are not rainin so I got my Zombie Patrol™ in.  Dere are lotsa zombies round dis time of year, ya gots to be extra-vigilant.  I tried to tell my momma I wuz practicin my Zombie Vigilance by lyin down on da ground and waitin for zombies to pop up, but she said somefin bout me bein old and lazy?  What da woof???  She are almost 16 years older dan me, she's da one who are ancient.  My 12 years is nuffin compared to her 27.  

At least I wasn't lookin for zombies in Ally's pants like Finley wuz.