Happy Texas Independence Day y'all! Momma says I's allowed to celebrate even though I are not a "real Texan." Hey, I got here as soon as I could. See, I wuz actually born in Oklahoma, a fact dat my momma for some reason thinks needs to be made fun of. Dere are nuffin wrong wif bein from Oklahoma, whatefur she says. But since I's been a Texan since I wuz bout 2 months old, I thinks I can celebrate. Even if I's not a 7th generayshun Texan like my momma are.
So enjoy some yummy Texas BBQ, Shiner beer, and barkaritas . . .
And now for some Texas music to dance to . . .
Happy Texas Independence Day y'all!