Yeah, Stumbalina da Cancer Time Bomb. Dat are what my momma had da odd-ass-ity to call me today. What da woof?? Dat are even worse dan Ally callin me "Whitty Whitty Woo Woo."
I guess I needs to explain. Da Stumbalina part are cuz I are back to stumblin round. Which are GOOD news, since I are puttin some weight on my bad leg and not havin to be held up to do my bizness anymores. Dat wuz embarassin, so I'm glad we's done wif dat. But I are still stumblin round. Sometimes I drag my leg, sometimes I just walk like I's had bout 5 too many margaritas (as if dere wuz such a thing).
Now, for da Cancer Time Bomb. Before y'all get too worried, I DON'T have cancer. Well, probably not. But da results from my cancer screenin came back and dey wuz not eggsactly good. My systematic inflammayshun tested as high (and nope, da vet said it wuzn't cuz of my leg, it are systematic inflammayshun, not local). And my cancer risk assessment are elevated - cuz of da inflammayshuns and abnormal cellular divishuns. So yeah, not good news. It wuzn't terribull, but I is at an increased risk of gettin cancer. Well, at 13, I's pretty much at an increased risk of everything.
I did get to wear da udder side of my Día de los Muertos dress today, so dere wuz some funs.
And I got compliments on it from da vet tech!
Dis side also has got cool skull buttons on it.
Den me and momma spent a couple hours outside. I had a better time dan her, she got stung by a wasp! And man did she yell bout it.
But even she had somefin good happen today - Blue Bell ice cream are back!! So she and Finley's momma rushed out to da grocery store and dey had ice cream for breakfast - Breakfast of Champions, BOL!
Dey got 4 cartons (dat wuz da limit at da store). And I saw homemade vanilla and buttered pecan, so maybe I'll be gettin my Blue Bell soon. After all, my Gotcha Day are comin up, hint hint momma.