When ya look at me and my sisfur Brinley, ya probably just fink we is cute.
Ok, we is cute. I admit it.
Speshually when we pose all adorable-likes in our crabby bed.
I mean, look at dat face.
Or dis one if ya prefurs em eggstra fluffy.
But we is ruff tuff terrierist girls.
I swears! I mean, we even got ink . . .
Yeah, dat are right, me and Brinley has Eye-Dee tattoos! We is #hardcore for shures! My momma duzn't even haf a tattoo, mainly cuz she are a total control freak and doesn't trust udder peeples not to mess it up. I mean, she says she even has a tuff time gettin her hair cut cuz of da control freak thing.
Whatefur momma, I know it are just cuz ya is not kwite as #terriertuff as me.
Don't worry. I's here to protect ya. Or nap.
And Brinley are a tuff tattooed girl too, so she can also protect ya.
Yeah, no worries round here. We are tuff enuf for everyone! If only we wuz tuff enuf to chew part dem baby gates . . .