Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me, Cap'n Kinley!!!
And here are Furst Mate Finley da Fierce! Ok, she thinks she are Cap'n, but I says it are my
blog ship, so I are Cap'n! Just don't tell Finley, ok??? And who kid forget bout Barnacle Brinley (espesully when she has a barkapalooza before 6 in da morning??)
Well, we is over to raid and plunder da kitchen. So bring us some rum
momma ye scurvy wench!