Ok, we know it are Dr. Seuss Day tomorrow, but we is cheating and doin our post today since it are also Texas Independence Day tomorrow.
And even though me and Brinley are not native Texans, momma's family got here almost 200 years ago, so it takes priority. Finley, our resident native Texan, agrees.
Ok, so now on to da Dr. Seussical fun stuffs. After Travis said he wuz claiming Green Eggs and Ham, I started thinkin bout what I should use as my inspawrayshun. And while I wuz thinkin, I went on a lil walk to do some business - and I got inspired.
Oh, the places you'll go! There is poop to be done!
There are yards to be fertilized, there are terriertory to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that poo,
Why just think of all the fun things you can do!
Art! You can make yard art and poop in morse code . . .
Dash, dash, dot, right along the road!
You can poop in the field, you can poop in the park,
You can poop in the day, you can poop in the dark.
But if you poop in your dwelling
Be prepared for the peeps' yelling
So pups, start eating, today is your day!
Oh the places you'll go, so get on on your way!
So, inquiring minds wanna know, what are da most interesting place you have pooped??
Happy Dr. Seuss Day!
Fantastical post! It made us laugh and you got us to thinking about poo and our staff.
ReplyDeleteThe funniest place was the top of the stairs, then the poo rolled down, to lots of swears!
BOL,
Tegan (and Wyatt, but Tegan did it!)
Hari OM
ReplyDelete....ooohhhh no you don't!!! TMI from the YAMster might cause the internet to buckle. Well done on the reinterpret of the Seuss!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Love your poem! Happy Dr Seuss Day!
ReplyDeleteLady loved your poop poem!
ReplyDeleteI could barely comment because after reading about poop, I had to go out again myself!
ReplyDeleteYou had us cracking up with your Seuss-like poem.
ReplyDeleteYou Texas guys do great Dr. Seuss poem. Well done! (and happy Independence day for tomorrow).
ReplyDeleteAhh why Dr. Suess would be inspired by your poo I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteSweet William The Scot
BOL dis made Mama chuckle ;) I has no interesting places I has done my bizness just on da grass and on da trail nuffin fancy...oh wait there was dat one time I had an explosion in brudders room and yep there was a lot of yelling but mostly at brudder cause him slept right through it ;)
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Matt (& Matilda)
Have you read the latest, "The Dog with a Blog"?
ReplyDeleteBOL!! You have pooped in some very cool places!
ReplyDeleteHave a Suessical Day!
Rosy, Arty & Jakey
I love Texas.
ReplyDeleteHappy Dr. Seuss Day. ♥
Bessie agrees with you, but I say EWWW! You silly doggies, the poo goes in litter box for the humans to collect, and then dump it in the landfill to feed the insects. Winks. Purr purr purr.
ReplyDeleteBOL! what a great poop poem!!!
ReplyDeletehugs
Hazel & Mabel
That was an inspired Seussism. One time I pooped in the car on my brother Adam's lap. (Hey, I tried to tell everyone I had to go, and when you have to go, well, you know, and so do they, now.) Xena
ReplyDelete@Wyatt - BOL, way to go Tegan!
ReplyDelete@Yamini MacLean - BOL BOL!
@Molly the AireGirl - Fanks!
@Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady - Fank you!
@My GBGV Life - Da power of suggestion. ;)
@Millie and Walter- Fanks!
@Tails Around the Ranch - Fank you!
@Sweet William The Scot - I'm shure he would be!
@The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo - BOL, poosplosions have happened here too.
@Kismet - My favorite!
@The Gang at LLB - Yeah, like outside today. Very cold. Errr, cool.
@Sandee - Us too!
@Valentine - I say ya cats need to think outside da box.
@Idaho PugRanch - Fanks!
@lexitheschnauzer - BOL, dat are too funny!
Happy Dr.Seuss Day cuties!! xoxo
ReplyDelete@Caren Gittleman - Same to you!
ReplyDeleteThe beach under a palm plant but the best part is the Mom has to pick it up and put it in the trash.
ReplyDelete@Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs - What are it wif da mommas picking it up??
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