Ok, we know it are Dr. Seuss Day tomorrow, but we is cheating and doin our post today since it are also Texas Independence Day tomorrow.
And even though me and Brinley are not native Texans, momma's family got here almost 200 years ago, so it takes priority. Finley, our resident native Texan, agrees.
Ok, so now on to da Dr. Seussical fun stuffs. After Travis said he wuz claiming Green Eggs and Ham, I started thinkin bout what I should use as my inspawrayshun. And while I wuz thinkin, I went on a lil walk to do some business - and I got inspired.
Oh, the places you'll go! There is poop to be done!
There are yards to be fertilized, there are terriertory to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that poo,
Why just think of all the fun things you can do!
Art! You can make yard art and poop in morse code . . .
Dash, dash, dot, right along the road!
You can poop in the field, you can poop in the park,
You can poop in the day, you can poop in the dark.
But if you poop in your dwelling
Be prepared for the peeps' yelling
So pups, start eating, today is your day!
Oh the places you'll go, so get on on your way!
So, inquiring minds wanna know, what are da most interesting place you have pooped??
Happy Dr. Seuss Day!