Happy Earth Day! Or as I prefurs to call it, Terrier Day. After all, terra are Latin for Earth. And terra sounds like terrier. And it are Margarita Monday, so ya needs da Latin flavor. Wait, what are I barkin bout???
Oh yeah, Earth Day. Well, I likes da Earth. Me and my BFF like digging in it some and rollin in it. And even if momma says I can be a space cadet sometimes, I has never been nowhere else - Earth are home and I likes it. So don't trash my home. Or I'll give ya a butt bite. Or maybe I'll tell Finley to give ya a butt bite . . .
But tomorrow are somefin even more eggcitin dan Earth Day. It rhymes wif it though!