Exorcise Tapes

It were a boring day round these parts.  My momma are a big weather wimp, so I didn't gets my walk because it are "too cold."  My momma's idea of too cold are anything below 40 degrees.  And can you believes we lived in Boston for three years??  I think my momma are very happy to be back in Texas away from da cold.  I's happy to because dat rule could mean monthses or yearses or somefin without a walkie!

I thought da weather felt great, but my momma says she do not have a built-in fur coat likes I do.  It are not my fault!  And why do she shave her legs if she wants a built-in fur coat??  Mommas make no sense.  So instead of walkin me, she did a couple exorcise tapes.

Yeah, dat's my reaction to exorcise tapes.  It are pretty boring watchin someone move dere arms and dance rounds like a spasmo trying to exorcise dere demons out.  Da only parts I like are da doing crunches and stuff - I get down on da ground den and try to lick my mommas face.  Sometimes I even roll over and rub my back on da ground like my momma are doing.  It are a lotta fun, I don't know why she don't do it more often.

I's sposed to go to da vet tomorrow for a toothie cleanin, which means NO BREAKFAST!  OMD, da horrors!!  How will I survives???