It were a boring day round these parts. My momma are a big weather wimp, so I didn't gets my walk because it are "too cold." My momma's idea of too cold are anything below 40 degrees. And can you believes we lived in Boston for three years?? I think my momma are very happy to be back in Texas away from da cold. I's happy to because dat rule could mean monthses or yearses or somefin without a walkie!
I thought da weather felt great, but my momma says she do not have a built-in fur coat likes I do. It are not my fault! And why do she shave her legs if she wants a built-in fur coat?? Mommas make no sense. So instead of walkin me, she did a couple exorcise tapes.
Yeah, dat's my reaction to exorcise tapes. It are pretty boring watchin someone move dere arms and dance rounds like a spasmo trying to exorcise dere demons out. Da only parts I like are da doing crunches and stuff - I get down on da ground den and try to lick my mommas face. Sometimes I even roll over and rub my back on da ground like my momma are doing. It are a lotta fun, I don't know why she don't do it more often.
I's sposed to go to da vet tomorrow for a toothie cleanin, which means NO BREAKFAST! OMD, da horrors!! How will I survives???