Fairy Tale Day!

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, dere lived a beeyootifull Westie princess named Whitley.  Whitley ruled over a vast queendom, spannin all da way from the Metropolis of Lost Angulus to da People's Republick of Cambridge (affeckshunately known as Moscow on da Charles).  Dis westie princess wuz no waitin-round-in-da-tower-for-a-man kinda girl (although she did LUV da boys).  She wuz an Independent Woman (all my women who independent, throw your paws up at me) and wuz fierce huntress.  She defended her various terriertories from ogre-like skwerrilz, evil rat monsters, dangerous flyin dragons, and all da associated weird two-legged creatures ya could find (which considering her terriertories encompassed Lost Angulus, Moscow on da Charles, and "Keep Austin Weird" Texas) meant a LOT of defendin.

Anyways, dis westie gurl wuz on a royal progress to visit a newly acquired terriertory named Sanibel, Florida when she got cursed by an evil witch in Mobeel, Alabama.  And dis evil witch made da Westie Princess not mobile.

Da westie princess' chief lady-in-waiting tried her hardest to figger out how to break da spell and even called in da help of da local sorcerer.  But dere wuz no luck in breakin it.

But da westie princess figgered out a way to get round anyways, wif da help of her Second-in-Line-to-the-Throne's momma, and rode around in a stroller to survery her suburban terriertory.  And bark it of course.

Roomer has it dat da ladies-in-waiting are developin a new spell to counteract what da evil witch did and it involves a set of Westie Wheels.  So stay tuned for more on dis fairy tale y'all!

Sad Stuffs

It's not been a real great week, well speshully not if ya is one of my LWD pals.  

Today my good pal Puff Darby went to go join his sisfur Coco Rose at da Rainbow Bridge.  Puffy, I'll never forget ya or your stuffie ranch.  I luvs ya tons and I are gonna miss ya.  I are sendin big hugs to your lil sisfur Mei-Ling, I know she are gonna miss her big brudder a lot.

My pal from Canookistan, Miss Bella, also had to go to da Rainbow Bridge.  She wuz one of my pals from Westies Unite back on Dogster and I's kept up wif her and her brofur Ichabod on da Book of Faces.  We's all gonna miss ya Bella.

My pal Princess, also from Westies Unite and da Book of Faces went to da Bridge da day after Bella. Princess and her siblings wuz known as The Wigglebutts and Princess was the last of the original Wigglebutts (at least when I "met" them online in 2009).  I are gonna miss ya.

So there has been WAY too many of my pals going off to da Bridge lately and ya needs to stop it!  So no more of dis are allowed, ok??

I are doing ok, well, I guess.  I didn't get no pool ball today cuz it wuz da day for my monthly flea treatment, but momma promised more pool ball tomorrow.  I did get a new stuffie shark, so dat are somefin.  But on my walk, dis woman had to point out to momma repeatedly dat I wuz limpin.  I's almost 13, I has arthur-eye-tis, and most of da time I walk wif a limp.  Da vetman has said I should keep walkin, dat it are good for me (I has udder ideas sometimes).  But it made momma really upset, she knows I are gettin older, she doesn't need strangers pointin it out to her.  She's not dumb, even if she does look like an overly-tanned, bleach-blonde Barbie.  She's got da diploma from Hahvahd to proves it (although I are not sure what eggsactly dat proves since some of her classmates ate my dog treats at her Halloween pawty).  Anyways, here's hopin ya are havin a better week dan me.  Maybe tomorrow will be better - after all, as dey says in one of momma's favorite movies "tomorrow are anudder day" or somefin like dat (P.S. - Dey sing Under da Sea in her udder favorite movie.  She may gots da Hahvahd degree, but sometimes she are still three spinnin round pretendin to be Ariel.)