Most of my New Year's Resolushins are good ones - like barkin more and killin more varmints and barkin more. And did I menshun barkin more. But dis year I resolved to get my momma to make me a new dress a month. And it are almost da end of January and dis are all she's done.
It was the worst New Year's Resolution I ever made. Wif my lazy momma, I shoulda demanded a new dress a week, den I might have gotten one a month. She are gonna have to get to work to get dis finished by tomorrow.
At least I has a new t-shirt to show off from Christmas. All I needs to do now are go to Lost Vegas and win big.