Friday, January 30, 2015

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails


Most of my New Year's Resolushins are good ones - like barkin more and killin more varmints and barkin more.  And did I menshun barkin more.  But dis year I resolved to get my momma to make me a new dress a month.  And it are almost da end of January and dis are all she's done.


It was the worst New Year's Resolution I ever made.   Wif my lazy momma, I shoulda demanded a new dress a week, den I might have gotten one a month.  She are gonna have to get to work to get dis finished by tomorrow.


At least I has a new t-shirt to show off from Christmas.  All I needs to do now are go to Lost Vegas and win big.

26 comments:

  1. What a nice dress that might be...if your Momma gets to that sewing machine, BOL!

    Love your sweater!

    I can help you bark, too, BOL!!

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    1. Well, she got some more work done tonight, so it might be done tomorrow. Maybe.

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  2. Look forward to seeing it. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. Whitley, just a word of advice. Next year make a resolution that doesn't depend on another person to deliver. Especially if that person isa lazy mom….
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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    1. Well, dat are why it wuz da worst one . . .

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  4. Hey, I'll git my Momma to git in dere and dey'll git it done, nevfur fear! And maybe my Momma can finish dat dress wiff da chickins she started fur ya, too!

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    1. I can't believe my momma actually finished it!

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  5. I'm sure she will work today on your dress so you will get it till midnight :o) It's great that your mom tamed the wild sewing machine beast... my momma failed on that front and I'm glad that she never finished the coat she would make for me, it looks totally awwwwful :o)
    Easy Rider

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    1. Ya should see da sweater my momma tried to knit for me. Dere's a reason I never wears it.

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  6. I was thinking of sending Mum over for dressmaking lessons, could do wiv your fashion advice for the heart to heart pawty!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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    1. I are gonna have a whole post for of fashun advice on da 13th!

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    2. Pawfect Whitley, looking forward to hearing your advice
      xxx

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  7. OH YES... fur sure you should have said One a WEEK... that would have gotten better results...
    OMD Surely She isn't gonna make you wear a dress with Snow FREAKS on it.
    OMD that is terrible... switch it out fur Easter Bunnies...

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    1. We's already gots dresses with bunnies...

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    2. Snow freaks don't bother me. It are just kinda funny to be wearin em when it wuz 80 earlier dis week.

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  8. I'm not much for clothes-I couldn't fly with that on.

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  9. You are very lucky that your mom can sew. My mom can make bandannas. Period. BOL! You do look like a high roller!

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    1. I just hopes I can get my room service comped.

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  10. Whitley- I'm sure you'll get your new dress. Sometimes, we have to be patient with those Moms and Gmas.(some of them are a little slower everyday) At least at my house they are!
    We just cleaned out our gmails from 2014! How is that for SLOW? Dogatary says there are too many mailboxes,fur sites, fur blogs,business sites,letters to write,mails to read,etc.... In other words,She can't do the JOB! There is NO ONE to replace her.
    She is still working with the new laptop,then added a tablet and now a kindle. Well, you can see I'm NOT in charge of how TIME is spent around here! We are Spring Cleaning NOW! As we will head outside at soon as Spring appears and stay until winter comes again. She's going away to spend a month with her Momma. When she comes home, it will be real spring up here. I miss you bright,happy face! Hugs and kisses,mazy

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    1. January seems to early from spring cleanin to me. Course, my momma ain't real fond of any cleanin, spring or otherwise.

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  11. We hope your mom is currently sewing away to make her deadline! What a pretty dress this will be. We can't wait to see you wearing it!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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    1. She actually finished it! I are in shock.

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  12. Your Mama still has 1 hour left Whitley....it could happen!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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    1. She actually got it done, it are a miracle!

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