Sarge is hostin a Box Bash for our departin Mayoress, Miss Madi! And ya know me, I's gonna be there at da pawty! Normally it are da kitties round here who are real fond of boxes, but I think I could get used to em too.
Way to go on your term as Blogville mayor Madi, da dudes got some big paws to fill. Well, not literally since ya kitties got dem tiny cute lil toesies, but ya gets da idea. I's off to gets a margarita from Ruby, den I'll have a reason for not makin sense. I'd rather make dollars anyways.