Hey y'all! We're back from our furstest ever ROAD TRIP!
Us, Finley, and da mommas got all packed up in a big Minnie Van and hit da road. We went to Kerrville - da mommas had to clean out my momma's grandparents' house. Dey has moved into an senior communitee up here in Plano.
Brinley are takin a lil break from playin here!
I guess she liked da taste of dat hill country air.
Anyways, us puppers had fun, da mommas not so much really. Dey wuz workin everyday - apparently my momma's grandma had a case of da Oh-See-Dee (whatefur dat are) and saved every single piece of paper dat came into dat house (lotsa bank statements, and informayshun wif soshul securitee numbers and medical informayshuns on it). So it wuz shred shred shred.
I don't know why dey insisted on usin dat shredder and wouldn't lemme and Brinley help. We volunteered!
Da mommas wuz happy to have us wif em - dey said we made all dat hard work bearable wif our cuteness.
And we had a lotta fun runnin round in da backyard.
On Saturday we both got all dressed up for da UT game.
Brinley wuz lookin real cute.
Well, our dresses didn't really help da football team too much, BOL BOL!
Oh well, we win any cuteness contest, right??
Maybe dem Longhorns need us on da team, I are pretty good at tacklin Brinley! BOL BOL!
Anyways, dere wuz a grand total of 39 constructor grade 42-gallon garbage bags waitin for da garbage guys on large item pick up day!
My momma took all those garbage bags down da hill!
Da garbage men had to have a whole meetin bout what to do - it did all evenshually get hauled away!!
So after doin all of dis, my momma has a few tips she wants to share.
1. Don't be a hoarder!
2. If you're really old, throw away your sex toys and nudie pics. Udderwise your kid and grandkid cleanin out your house will see dem and laff. And what are seen cannot be unseen.
3. Don't be OCD and keep records of grandchild favoritism. Ya never know which grandkid will be shreddin your bank statements and printed out checks for ya
4. Homebrew vinegar solushuns do not clean soap scum. Please, use somefin dat works.
Yeah, as ya can tell, a real fun week for da mommas.
Ha ha ha!
Anyways, at least WE had fun!
We luved gettin to really run!
We had a real good time!
And Brinley luved rollin round on dat grass!
My momma are so glad she's got us cutie pies - some people in her extended "family" has been pretty terribull to her. Callin her a liar and an anorexic spray-tanned gremlin (by da way, my momma's tan are ALL NATURAL, BOL BOL!). Sometimes da best family are da family ya choose - whether dat be peeple friends or puppers like us.
Anyways, enuf of all dat. We had a pawsome time wif our mommas and dat are what counts!
My momma has been feelin pretty sick since she got back - breathin in dat nasty air in her grandparents' garage really did a number on her lungs.
And she are all beat up and bruised - it wuz tuff work!
So she has just been tryin to recuperate since gettin home - all while bein insulted by her "family."
Momma are hopin she can feel good enuf so we can go on a walk tomorrow.
I hope so too!
Anyways, we's just been relaxin since we got back. Well, and barkin dem roofers cross da street.
Dat are Brinley's favoritest thing - she luvs to bark. I like growling a lil more.
My momma has also been plannin on Howloween costumes - any guesses as to what we is gonna be??