Well me and Brinley has a serious problem on our paws. I mean we is trying our bestest to be good Heads of Security even if SOME certain pup who left a will giving my duties away to a C-A-T did not think I wuz capable.
Stop laffin Brinley.
As I said, dere are a serious problem. Dis morning, da mommas put us in crates in Brinley's pawrents room. I didn't think much of it since I like my crate. And I like my naps. And naps in my crate. Anyways, I wuz nappin, uhhh, I mean, going over important head of security duties in my office and OMD, some robbers broke into da house and STOLE all dis stuff. Da boxes are gone, lots of furniture are gone, it are a DISASTER!
So me and Brinley are gonna hafta investimagate dis here disaster. Pretty shure we are gonna need some of dat BBQ chikken to give us da strength for such a tuff job momma.
Those robbers sure had their nerve to wait until you were unavailable for proper terrieristic guard duty. Yikes, did they plan it that way?? What a bum trick. Hope you'll find your things back, soon. You should follow the trail with your scnooters...
ReplyDeleteOh dear! This sound like you had a huge break in. They must have waited until they knew you two were incarcerated and couldn't stop them.
ReplyDeleteThis is shocking, just shocking. We think it must have been an international crime ring to have carried off such a daring robbery, despite your extensive security precautions...
ReplyDeleteIt had to be the cat that dud this.
ReplyDeleteOMD, how terrible!! I'm sure you'll solve the case in no time!
ReplyDeleteOh so terrible, I sure do hope you catch those robbers.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I hate it when I get locked into a room while my peeps let complete strangers into the house. They usually do that whenever the heater/AC needs cleaning and fixing, which is fortunately only once a year. But I think you ladies will find your missing stuff soon enough.
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