So I are STILL having a hard time believing what Finley wrote in her will. I mean, saying a C-A-T would make a better Head of Security dan me! Travis sleeps ALL day and he don't even know how to woof. He are no Travis Barker, dat are for sure. I mean, he don't play drums or gots tattoos, in fact, I has a tattoo so I are closer to being a Travis Barker dan him. Anyways, I are digressing, but I do think I should be da head of dis West Texas Branch since I are a DOG and dogs are good at fetchin sticks and branches.
Sunday, August 1, 2021
I mean, dat is what Finley meant by a West Texas branch right?
I mean, it couldn't have anything to do wif all dese boxes everywhere. RIGHT?
But I kinda expected dat from Finley since she gave me da side eye da whole five years I knew her. But what I didn't expect wuz all da comments from my pals saying she made a good decision. I mean really guys, a C-A-T who licks his own butt in charge of da joint? I don't think so!
So we are not gonna listen to her and are gonna be co-sheriffs.
Whaddya mean I are gonna hafta be sheriff on my own Brinley??? I are so confused! Oh well, I guess I'll just pose for my selfie and we'll get all dis stuff figgered out soon.
Have a good week pals. Hopefully wifout all your toys and stuff being boxed up.