We has an ELF situmuayshun on our paws.
Parently, Aubrey McTwinkle don't understand Finley's "snitches get stitches" threat - he has been threatenin to rat us out again!!
Leavin a "present" inside because it wuz pourin down ice cubes are not Naughty List behavior. Least it shouldn't be. Says a certain unnamed someone.
Since he wuz threatenin to snitch to Santa AND stayin up high to where Finley couldn't make good on her threat, we had to get kree-ay-tive. So we tried lurin him into da gift wrap box thinkin maybe he'd get trapped in there. We told him dere wuz cookies at da bottom. I guess we didn't count on him bein able to climb so well.
Den we tried to bribe him wif cookies for real - hopin he would go into a food coma and not be able to snitch.
Looks like somebody, cough cough, BRINLEY'S DADDY, already raided da cookies.
Maybe some Harry and David's (whoefur dey is) will tempt him.
I shure hope so.
Uh oh, I don't know where dat McTwinkle are off too.
I just hope lookin cute gets ya an automatic spot on da Nice List.