Santa's sneaky lil spy, Aubrey McTwinkle, are back. And he has been spyin on us for a whole WEEK.
We thought we'd be done wif him after we tricked him into drinkin too much nog last year so he couldn't report on us to Santa Paws.
But dere must be some kinda elf union, becuz he didn't get fired. Instead he are back and he has been suckin down da coffee to stay awake while he spies!
A girl can't even eat brekkyfast in peace around here!
We need to figger out how to deal wif dis guy FAST!
hmmmm food coma?fill him up with lots of tasty goodies so he'll go in to a nice deep food coma,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteDat sounds like a plan - but den I'd hafta share my food!
DeleteGAIL is still laffingover the idea of an Elf Union.
ReplyDeleteBut I, Bertie, think you have a serious problem on your paws.
I know I duz Bertie - he are starin at me RIGHT NOW.
DeleteI know you girls will come up with the perfect plan *wink wink*
ReplyDeleteI has some ideas.
DeleteHmmm we can't believe you have a spy. We know you will come up with a plan.
ReplyDeleteMine involve fangs.
DeleteGood luck trying to foil that Aubrey McTwinkle. He seems like quite a pest.
ReplyDeleteNo kiddin.
DeleteDead him and then Santa will never know about your behavior.
ReplyDeleteDat are what I are gonna try to do.
DeleteSend him to me! I'll make sure to shred him really good. But as I told your kitties, surely he has nothing bad to report about you all! Oh, how about pouring some tequila in his coffee! That should put him out of commission for a while!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, dat sounds like a good plan!
Deletethat is a bit worrisome to have him back. maybe you can mistake him for a stuffie
ReplyDeletehugs
Hazel & Mabel
I fink I just might . . .
DeleteThis is not good news! Can you put a pot over his head?
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Maybe we'll give him some pot. Then he'll just be hangin behind da Taco Bueno.
DeleteYou are in for a bad couple of weeks!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid so.
DeleteThose elves are tricky fellas. We are glad one hasn't made his way here yet.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Y'all are lucky.
DeleteOMD...We need to form some kind of anti-elf coalition or something!!!
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Rosy, Jakey & Arty
Yeah, we duz.
DeleteHmmm...obviously you have to report him fur something that even the Union won't tolerate. Did he maybe compliment your furs when you didn't want him to? Pat you on the head? That's a big no-no these days.
ReplyDeleteHe are kinda handsy. And ya know, elf harassment are still harassment! #metoo
DeleteI was going to recommend Chester over at the Daily Bone. He is an expert a elf shredding!
ReplyDeleteBut I need to catch him first to send him away!
DeleteBark him up a whole lot, his big ears will not enjoy that! BOL! Or jump and jump till you shake him down...and then you can perform your duty:)
ReplyDeleteHe must be goin deaf from Brinley, BOL!
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