Today we got some new Chrissymouse dresses.
OMD, dese are so cute!
I know Santa will bring us LOTS of presents when he sees this.
Even if dat ELF spreads lies, rumors, and false accumasashuns. Da Elf on da Shelf, are FAKE NEWS, believe me!
Da new dress has lil holly buttons.
Did momma ackshually say da BAFF word??
We don't need no stinkin baffs. I don't care if Santa are watchin.
It's not like he has smell-o-vishuns.