Well, we got a lil artistical for ya today.
We had all dis rain today - which meant no nayborhood patrol.
So it are NOT safe out there - dere could be Rain Zombiez or Zombie Alligators - we don't know cuz when we duz not patrol, we can't be responsible.
But we can tell ya da house are safe.
Well, at least from zombies. Dere may be some suspishus peeps (I'm lookin at your GRANDPA who nefur shares his foodz wif da sweet grandpup Kinley . . . )
Ok, not sharin food duz not make ya a zombie, but it will get ya barked.