Well, it are Flag Day. AKA Torture da Kinley Day. I don't like flags. Or yard signs popping up. Or anything NEW on my walk.
Finley says I are being ridiculous.
Brinley might get upset about flags if they wuz on TV. But since they is outside, she duz not care.
Flags on dresses don't bother me. But those WAVING flags, I don't like those! So I wrote a lil song about it.
No I don't like you flag
I bark each time I see you wave
You're my nightmare of
I hate not love
And I try so hard to be brave
Every dog barks true
At red, white, and blue
I growl at ya and I don't brag
But you're rude waving won't be forgot
I got my eye on ya old flag