Hi pals! I has a new friend I want y'all to meet. I met him outside da apartment - he wuz hanging around a garage a couple of buildings over. Once momma saw how we were such good pals, she said I could take him home and he could be my new lil brofur.
APRIL FOOL'S! If I wuz lucky enuf to meet a rat, well, he wouldn't be coming home wif me. He would be headed to da great rathole in da sky after I did da shakey shakey! I wish I could find a rat around here.
BOL!!! Rats are not good pet pals for us terrierists, that's for suur!!
ReplyDeleteNope, more like a snack.
DeleteOh Kinley, I have to tell you Gail fell hook, line and sinker for yoyr April fool.
ReplyDeleteShe tells me this post reminds her of a joke she once heard in your part of the world.
Question: Why don't rattlesnakes bite lawyers?
Answer: Mutual respect.
BOL. Momma has usually heard the version about a lawyer, a preacher, and a doctor being shipwrecked. Sharks began circling the lifeboat, and only the lawyer survived. Why?
DeleteProfessional courtesy.
We weren't sure with this one. We THOUGHT it might be an April Fools' Day joke, but we weren't sure till We read to the end.
ReplyDeleteBOL, I'd give a rat da old shakey shakey.
DeleteYou had us convinced for a few seconds, Kinley. We think your kitty bro, Travis, would have had fun with that rat too.
ReplyDeleteI bet he would. We would maybe hafta share!
DeleteHope your life remains rat free:) Lee and Phod who only celebrate Phod on the 1st of April.
ReplyDeleteMomma says so does she!
DeleteYeah, law school is a good place to see rats.
ReplyDeleteLOTSA rats. Speshully da faculty. Da students are just rats-in-training.
DeleteI like Rizzo. Hopefully it is one of those cooking rats
ReplyDeleteYummmm, grilled rat.
DeleteRizzo is a super name... of Remy like the guy from rat-atouille?
ReplyDeleteHmmm, a cooking rat or a cooked rat?
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