Christmas Eve!

 

Ok, so I wuz up late wif my momma and I think I needed some coffee to start da day, BOL!

Ok, that's better! Well, as ya can see, me and Brinley started da day in our elf jammies. 

We had a slumber pawty in my momma's room last nite.

Then there wuz a costume change to get ready for Christmas Eve!

Ho ho ho, we are ready for Santa!

We even got new dresses for him!

Brinley's momma finished em just in time!

Now we're all ready for da big day.

Ok, a lil modeling first, BOL.

Here's a close up.

Hopefully Santa remembers to stop by our house!

We has been extra good dis year, so we has a LONG list of presents we want.

BOL!

I caught Brinley under da mistletoe . . . 

Yappy Howlidays and Merry Christmas!

Naughty Elves

So we's heard about how some kids and pups are plagued wif dese shelf elves that think dey are workin da NSA or da FBI or somefin and report EVERYTHING to Santa Paws.

We's worked out a deal wif our elves, Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle. Let's just say we follow da code of Omertà here - a lil inspahrayshun from da DogFather is ya will. Dem elves give us a good report to da Big Man and we keep quiet about dere shenanigans.

Like present peeking. And we know they were looking just to see if it was anything THEY wanted.

So that's how them cookies are disappearing so fast.

Well, I guess that's ONE way to make shure nobody else wants to eat dat cookie.

Aubrey got caught trying to peek something else at Barbie's Christmas party. She said no upskirts and called Ken to come beat him up . . . 

So Aubrey and Elwood decided to pay for their pleasure instead.

Guess they are into brunettes dis year. But da shelf elves didn't stop their partyin there.

Aubrey seems to go for powder.

Guess Elwood prefers rock.

Of course da momma's liquor cabinet got raided.

We found em like this multiple mornings - all dat partyin can wear an elf out I guess.

So yeah, they might be naughty elves, but since we got da evidence, Santa is not going to hear about the 2 AM barking and how NotMe has been peein in da house. Dese elves aren't too bad.

Baby It's Cold Outside

I really gotta pee
Baby, it's cold outside
I gotta go wee
Baby, it's cold outside
This evening has been
So very dry

My mother will start to worry
Because I am pacing the floor
Hey, is that a flurry?
Well, maybe just a half hour more

The humans might think
I've had lots to drink
I wish I knew how
To warm this air
I ought to say fine I'll go
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
I really can't wait
Baby it's cold outside

So yeah, we has a wind chill of -7F right now. BRRRR! 

We don't has any snow to go wif it though - just COLD!

Sounds like a good night to spend in front of da fireplace watching Christmas movies!!

Almost Wordless Wednesday

 

I guess you could call this before and after.

Sunday Selfies

 

OMD y'all, it's only one week until Christmas!

It are hard to be good, espeshully wif a new very interesting smelling kitty in da house!

But we are tryin. Gotta make sure Santa are happy wif us!

New Christmas Dress

 

Hi pals!

Today we thought we'd show da other side of da Christmas dresses my momma made us dis year.

We posed in em by da Christmas tree.

Hope Santa likes em - maybe he'll bring us extra presents!

Here's a close up - there's Christmas dogs on em!

Aroooo!

We went on a walk looking at Christmas lights tonite. And I got to smell all kindsa new streets!