So we's heard about how some kids and pups are plagued wif dese shelf elves that think dey are workin da NSA or da FBI or somefin and report EVERYTHING to Santa Paws.
We's worked out a deal wif our elves, Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle. Let's just say we follow da code of Omertà here - a lil inspahrayshun from da DogFather is ya will. Dem elves give us a good report to da Big Man and we keep quiet about dere shenanigans.
Like present peeking. And we know they were looking just to see if it was anything THEY wanted.
So that's how them cookies are disappearing so fast.
Well, I guess that's ONE way to make shure nobody else wants to eat dat cookie.
Aubrey got caught trying to peek something else at Barbie's Christmas party. She said no upskirts and called Ken to come beat him up . . .
So Aubrey and Elwood decided to pay for their pleasure instead.
Guess they are into brunettes dis year. But da shelf elves didn't stop their partyin there.
Aubrey seems to go for powder.
Guess Elwood prefers rock.
Of course da momma's liquor cabinet got raided.
We found em like this multiple mornings - all dat partyin can wear an elf out I guess.
So yeah, they might be naughty elves, but since we got da evidence, Santa is not going to hear about the 2 AM barking and how NotMe has been peein in da house. Dese elves aren't too bad.
Oh, dear...peeing in the house?? Good thing them elves have reached an agreement with you two.
ReplyDeleteWe have two shelf elves here, but they are smaller s they can't get around as easily as yours! BOL! At least we think so...
Well, it has been VERY cold.
DeleteExcellent blackmail girls. And hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYeah, those elves are gonna hafta give us a good report.
DeleteOh my, it may be time to say "bye bye to those naughty oh-so-bad elves", the trouble they get into is never ending! But you two: that's a whole 'nother story ~ you're the good two on the block (or shelf, as the case may be), adorable, sweet, with perfect manners! Right? Oh, what did you say? Not all the time, mmm, oh ~ most of the time. Well "most" counts for a lot, so Santy Paws will treat you very well we've no doubt. Have a Barkin' Great Christmas ...
ReplyDeleteOf course, we're practically pawfect in every way!
DeleteWe are thankful we don't have that elf on the shelf thing at our house. They seem to mostly cause trouble!
ReplyDeleteOh, they are stinkers!
DeleteThose are a couple of naughty elves. We're sure they are giving you all a good review for Santa.
ReplyDeleteThey better.
DeleteIf those elves keep up with their "partying," they're going to be too snockered to give reports to Santa on you pups and kitties. Not that you pups and kitties would ever do any mischief! Hope you all have a Happy Christmas!
ReplyDeleteThat's why we make em sign off on us early in da day, BOL!
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