Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Twitter is A’Breakin’ My Heart

Hey pupses!  It have been a pretty busy week around here.  I got a bath last night which were lotsa fun.  Yeah, I love da baths.  Anyways, in between all the rolling round on da ground to dry fluffiness off, I gots me a twitter.  You can follow me - I'm @whitleywestie on there.  But after only one lil innocent tweet, I gots banned.  Dey reinstated me, but I were real depressed when I were banned.  My BFF Finley wrote me song to cheer me ups.

Twitter is A’Breakin’ My Heart

by Finley Rose

I weren’t banned in Boston
They loved me in Austin
But Twitter is a’breakin’ my heart….

I just sent one short tweet
I thought it was so sweet
My fans and me they’s a’keepin’ apart.

Why did Twitter ban me
As anybuddy can sure see
I’m cute and I’m sweet and I’m white.

I wear lots more clothes
Dan all of dem bare Joes
And Janes , yeah ya knows that I’m right.

I weren’t banned in Boston
They loved me in Austin
But Twitter is a,breakin’ my heart…..

I sent just one short tweet
I thought it wuz so sweet
That Twitter it sure aint too smart.

When I wuz in Boston
Fore I lived in Austin
I peed all o’er old Harvard Yard…

And let me just tell you
It got so cold ya’d turn blue
Peein’ on ice is just way too damn hard.

I weren’t banned in Boston
They loved me in Austin
But Twitter is a’breakin’ my heart.

I sent just one short tweet
I thought it wuz so sweet

That Twitter it sure aint too smart.

And now, da twitter has banned my BFF Finley!  I think some power mad squirrel or rat must be in were banning on all da lil westies from twitter!  Or maybe it are a bird, since dey got a bird logo.  I guess I shouldn't have barked dem.  Or, maybe I should bark dem more and tell dem to unban Finley!  Yeah, dat's what I'll go do.  Off to bark!

16 comments:

  1. Hmmmmm....I think it's revenge of the birdies getting back at dogs for barking at them. I can't believe they banned such a sweet pup. Do they *read* what people post? jeez
    oxox
    Daisy

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    1. Yeah, dere's some naughty people on da twitter. I didn't even poop in dere house and dey ban me!

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  2. Oh no we can't figure what that is about unless of course it was down to the evil squirrels????? What a bummer. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  3. Yeah, go girlfriend, give Twitter all you got. They can't ban my friend finley. I Protest

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  4. They can't ban you here for telling us what you tweeted. I'm sure it was sweet!

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  5. Gud gwief, Whitwey! I hope yu r UNbannded now. Whut da F.U.S.M. r go on ober on dat Twidder fing?? I r frowin' shade all ober SAY Media an' peeples r wetweetin' my stuffs, bud I r nod banded...yet!

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  6. We don't know how to do twitter but I can't see how such cute pups can be banned! It is terrible, just terrible.

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  7. What ish going on wif all these silly sites that ish run by hoomans lately?! I used to be on dah Twidder about 5 years ago, but it wash just all these kittehs and doggies having contests and things I wasn't into their spam about at all and then I hads lots of gawthik hoomans followin' me because I wash born in a cemetery and I just gots so annoyed there I deleted it and that ish just so ROOD of them banning you and then Whitley - dey should be so grateful yew kewl doggies ish on dere - I ish furry offended fur yew!

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  8. Ma won't let me have a Twitter account (somethin' abouts me misbehavin' too much....pfffft!!) Wells, I thinks they must be nuts or something..that's right, those evil tree rats probably jinxed you guys, and gots you banned....errrrr, tree rats!!!
    I hopes they work it out for you guys!!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  9. I gots un-banned and is outta da Twitter hoosegow... I definitely think it was the varmints since I's sent a few of dem to their eternal reward... dey's gettin' der revenge!

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  10. Great Dawg! What did you all post to get you banned from Twitter?!? BOL
    Happy Sunday,
    Oz

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    1. All I posted was dat I were trying to figure all dis twitter stuff out! I thinks dey is banning on new accounts to make sure dey is real and not robots or somefin.

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  11. So sorry about your friend but he'll be waiting to play with you again one day. Until then, I'm sure he's just one more star shining down and winking at you.

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