Well, dis mornin it wuz a bizee
Den I relaxed wif some floatin in da pool and I even gotsa a baff. And I heard an evil roomor bout groomin, anyone wanna help me come up wif a good hidin place??
REMINDER: Please send in your pics for my 13th Birthday Pool Pawty by Tuesday, September 8th to firstname.lastname@example.org. Any kind of water picture (pool, ocean, lake) would be pawsome, but if ya's not a water pup, dat's fine - dere'll be a lot of fun for landlubbers on da patio by da grill! I's been gettin in pics and so far dey all look pawsome!