Well pals, it wuz back to da Organ Harvester for me dis morning. And he said yup, it are a seroma. And dere are not really much we can do - my body are sposed to reabsorb to fluids or somesuch. I has to "take it easy" until it does. And I has to get wrapped up - it looks like I are waist-training. Just call me Kinley Kardashian.
As ya can see by Brinley's photo, it wuz some yummy stuff.
Don't look so upset Finley - ya got hamburger.
Anyways, I got an inspired by my condishun to write a song. Or well, make up lyrics to a SUPER OLD song. It are older dan my momma O-L-D.
When you gonna let me play rough, seroma
Ooh, you make me rest so much, rest so much
Being quiet and calm is so tough, seroma
Never gonna jump, chase the cats, gonna get to run
This inflammation sucks, it are absolutely no fun
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-my seroma!
Deflate a little bit, huh, a-will ya, huh
Deflate enough to be real flat, seroma
Keeping it all puffy, it bothers me
I really want to chase that cat, seroma
Never gonna jump, chase the cats, gonna get to run
This inflammation sucks, it are absolutely no fun
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-my seroma!
When you gonna go away, you can't stay
Is it just a matter of time, seroma?
Is it just my real bad luck, my real bad luck
Oh I really wanna jump and climb, seroma
Never gonna jump, chase the cats, gonna get to run
This inflammation sucks, it are absolutely no fun
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-my seroma!
M-m-m-m-my seroma!
M-m-m-m-my seroma!
M-m-m-m-my seroma!
Ooooooo-ooooh, my seroma
Ooooooo-ooooh, my seroma
Ooooooo-ooooh, my seroma!
I hope the song will help da healing process and that seroma (is it a girl?) will disappear soon and without a trace....
ReplyDeleteI hope it goes away fast.
DeleteOh no Kinley, this is a disaster. No, not the seroma (although we do hope that will clear up fast as no-one wants you to join the Kardashian clan), the disaster is that you have prompted Gail to try out her non-existent singing voice...
ReplyDeleteLord give me strength...
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
BOL BOL!
DeleteI hope that seroma is history soon, Kinley!
ReplyDeleteMe too!
DeleteWhat a bummer! Glad it isn't anything like an infection, that would be far worse. It will all be fine in no time, I bet.
ReplyDeleteYeah, now I are on Aunty Bye Otics - just in case.
DeleteHari Om
ReplyDeleteI am so glad you are at that side of the great pond, cuz I just disturbed the neighbours greatly singing out your song!!! That is a brilliant rendition (your words, not my singing of them). Sending POTP for the reabsorption to happen all pronto and spontaneous-like. It can, y'know. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
BOL BOL!
DeleteYou had the perfect lyrics to that song (which my Mom remembers from her high school day when I think the prom them was "fire!"
ReplyDeleteAbby Lab
Yeah, I are one talented songwriter - BOL!
DeleteWe hope your body absorbs that seroma soon!
ReplyDeleteMe too!
DeleteWe love your lyrics to that song. Of course now our mom will have that song stuck in her head all day. Our paws are still crossed that you will be feeling better real soon.
ReplyDeleteFanks.
DeleteMy seroma sounds like you got cancer.
ReplyDeleteBetter a seroma dan a sarcoma. Although it duz sound bad.
DeleteWe hope that seroma goes away real fast!
ReplyDeleteMe too!
DeleteWhat a shame, Kinley. We hope your body decides to absorb that fluid asap so you can be free to play and run. Take care.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
Yeah, I want it gone now.
DeleteLots of healing vibes.
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteOMD...that song is PAWFECT for your condition...We sure hope you feel all better and are back to active duty soon!!
ReplyDeletexoxo,
Jakey, Arty & Rosy
Fanks!
DeleteWe sure do hope you feel better Kinley...no fun to be wrapped up! Sending POTP!
ReplyDeleteDat's for shure!
Deletekinley.....OW ~~~~~~~~~~~ sorree.... N we hope st francis gives ya extree blessingz with ham AND bacon ~~~~ ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteWell, no bacon since Saturday, but I did get some ham!
DeleteThat is a pawfect song! Hopefully that goes away fast and you can run and play again real soon
ReplyDeletehugs
Hazel & Mabel
Fanks!
Deleteoh you poor baby!! Hoping you feel better soon!!! Loved the song too! xoxo DakotasDen
ReplyDeleteFank you!
DeleteOh nose Kinley dat are no fun!! Matilda had dat and an infection after her hysterectomy and her was not a happy camper Mama tells me.
ReplyDeleteWe absolutely wuv'd your song & we definitely think it will be a hit!! Pawrayers dat you start feeling betters real soon!
xoxo,
Matt (& Matilda)
Yeah, it are no fun to have problems after surgery.
DeleteSending you POTP that your body has less fluid soon.
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteYeaaa for you that you can make a song out of it! We are so relieved you are doing ok, even if you are still a bit puffy.
ReplyDeleteFanks.
DeleteOH NOES! Gurl, gets better soon, and maybe I can borrow your waist cincher when you're done.....
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby ♥
BOL!
DeleteWell, if you can make up a song about it, you must be feeling a little bit better! :) XO
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo
I seem to be feelin fine. Just not lookin too great.
DeleteThat was a great poem to go with the original:)
ReplyDeleteHope you will not have to deal with that seroma thing for too long.
It are going down now.
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