Wordless Wednesday

Exorcise Tapes

It were a boring day round these parts.  My momma are a big weather wimp, so I didn't gets my walk because it are "too cold."  My momma's idea of too cold are anything below 40 degrees.  And can you believes we lived in Boston for three years??  I think my momma are very happy to be back in Texas away from da cold.  I's happy to because dat rule could mean monthses or yearses or somefin without a walkie!

I thought da weather felt great, but my momma says she do not have a built-in fur coat likes I do.  It are not my fault!  And why do she shave her legs if she wants a built-in fur coat??  Mommas make no sense.  So instead of walkin me, she did a couple exorcise tapes.

Yeah, dat's my reaction to exorcise tapes.  It are pretty boring watchin someone move dere arms and dance rounds like a spasmo trying to exorcise dere demons out.  Da only parts I like are da doing crunches and stuff - I get down on da ground den and try to lick my mommas face.  Sometimes I even roll over and rub my back on da ground like my momma are doing.  It are a lotta fun, I don't know why she don't do it more often.

I's sposed to go to da vet tomorrow for a toothie cleanin, which means NO BREAKFAST!  OMD, da horrors!!  How will I survives???

Black and White Sunday

It are a sad Sunday around here.  I just found out dat a pal of mine from Dogster, Petey, died.  He were a real good pal, we exchanged Christmassy cards for years.  I's gonna miss him a lot.  Make sure to give dose skwerrils up in Heaven a hard time Petey.  We'll miss you lots.  Sending big hugs to your family.  

Twitter is A’Breakin’ My Heart

Hey pupses!  It have been a pretty busy week around here.  I got a bath last night which were lotsa fun.  Yeah, I love da baths.  Anyways, in between all the rolling round on da ground to dry fluffiness off, I gots me a twitter.  You can follow me - I'm @whitleywestie on there.  But after only one lil innocent tweet, I gots banned.  Dey reinstated me, but I were real depressed when I were banned.  My BFF Finley wrote me song to cheer me ups.

Twitter is A’Breakin’ My Heart

by Finley Rose

I weren’t banned in Boston

They loved me in Austin

But Twitter is a’breakin’ my heart….

I just sent one short tweet

I thought it was so sweet

My fans and me they’s a’keepin’ apart.

Why did Twitter ban me

As anybuddy can sure see

I’m cute and I’m sweet and I’m white.

I wear lots more clothes

Dan all of dem bare Joes

And Janes , yeah ya knows that I’m right.

I weren’t banned in Boston

They loved me in Austin

But Twitter is a,breakin’ my heart…..

I sent just one short tweet

I thought it wuz so sweet

That Twitter it sure aint too smart.

When I wuz in Boston

Fore I lived in Austin

I peed all o’er old Harvard Yard…

And let me just tell you

It got so cold ya’d turn blue

Peein’ on ice is just way too damn hard.

I weren’t banned in Boston

They loved me in Austin

But Twitter is a’breakin’ my heart.

I sent just one short tweet

I thought it wuz so sweet

That Twitter it sure aint too smart.

And now, da twitter has banned my BFF Finley!  I think some power mad squirrel or rat must be in were banning on all da lil westies from twitter!  Or maybe it are a bird, since dey got a bird logo.  I guess I shouldn't have barked dem.  Or, maybe I should bark dem more and tell dem to unban Finley!  Yeah, dat's what I'll go do.  Off to bark!

Wordless Wednesday

Black and White Sunday

I'm Back!

I'm back puppers!  I know I has been gone for way too long!  I was real active on Dogster, but now dey are closin' it.  It are a sad day there.  I are gonna be goin' back to bloggin' here now.

I is now livin' with my BFF Finley and three kitties, Jezebel, Maurice, and Travis.  It are a full house, but it are a lotta fun!

Anyways,  I went to da vet yesterday.  Momma had been real worried about me because my eyes had been looking cloudy and kinda blue.  She were all worried about cat-a-rax and glaucoma and other stuffs.  But it turned out all it were were nucular (yeah, we says it like dat down in Texas) sclerosis.  Which sounds kinda terrible, but it basically means my eyesight are not quite as good as it used to be, kinda like how lotsa middle-aged peoples start needing reading glasses.  It are not meaning I are going blind or anything scary.  So it were good news!  And I got to sniff up da vet's office pretty good.

And da other day I got caught tryin' to indulge my preference for Scotch.  Dis westie girl knows where her ancestors came from.  I got caught trying to eat da cork dat had been in da Glenfiddich bottle.  Hey, who doesn't like a good single malt, BOL!  I figure, what's good for my momma are good for me, but she do not always agree.