Happy Father's Day to all you daddies out dere! My grandpa had a good day - he got Jimmy Buffett concert tickets. He are a big fan.
And ya know what he wanted to do today? He wanted to play pool ball wif me! I had tons of fun - I was really playin good today. Dat nasty ol arthur-eye-tis guy were not botherin me at all. But momma still made me stop after a couple bazillion hours since I were tired.
Den I got an idea - momma has been ooohin and aaahin over all you cutie pie lil scotties in Blogville. Dere are a ton of y'all! She also likes dem cairn cuties too, dere are one named Bacon on Facebook who momma thinks are a real cutie pie. And I's heard some talk about puppies (it are not happenin soon says momma).
And I thought - I's spent almost 12 years as a white pup. Maybe I need to try a new color. My momma dyes her hair, so why can't I? So I decided to live out da rest of my life as a cairn terrier.
Den momma said dat da cairns dat are brown are brown naturally and not wif mud. And dat she likes my white lil self very much, so I needed to gets a baff. I were too dirty to get a baff in da tub, so it were outside baff time for me.
I's decided to keep bein a westie. A westie wif wrinkles who's hair are kinda growin in brown in dem are interestin enuf.