Hey y'all. Dere are a new pup in Blogville and his name is Macdui. He lives all da way down in Australia, you can sees da bloggy he shares wif his sisfurs here. My pal Ranger asked us all to give Dui some puppy advice, so here goes. I's givin advice on barkin since it are my expertees.
Ya gotsta bark at most everything. Your humans comin in a room, your humans leavin a room, your humans eatin tasty foodz, your sisfurs Bella and Roxy, da mailman, da FedEx man, da UPS man, other dogs walkin down da street. I would tell ya to bark skwerrilz - do y'all have skwerrilz down under? If ya see dis furry lil rat, bark it!
If not, ya can bark roos, koalas, platapusses, and whatever else ya got down dere to bark. And da burdz, bark da burdz. And make sure to bark rats, den catch dem and do da shakey shakey on em, us terrierists are natural born rat killers.
Oh, and be sure to bark da weather - if it are rainin, bark it. If it are sunny, bark da sun. Ya gots to bark da sun up everyday, otherwise it would be dark all da time and da humans would be stumblin round in da dark. And ya gotsta bark da sun down, otherwise it would never be dark and da humans would be all tired and probably forgets to feed ya.
And remember to bark each day dat ends wif a y too.
Oh, and my advice for Roxy and Bella - perfect da Elvis lip curl and growl. Dat are what I did when I came home and Finley had usyruped my rightful posishun.
Ok, so dat are my advice. Now for da See Beyootifull part, it were a beyootifull day here to play pool ball.
And I been enjoyin my new crabby bed dat my momma got me, ain't it cute?