Friday, June 13, 2014

Puppy Advice for Dui and See Beyootifull


Hey y'all.  Dere are a new pup in Blogville and his name is Macdui.  He lives all da way down in Australia, you can sees da bloggy he shares wif his sisfurs here.  My pal Ranger asked us all to give Dui some puppy advice, so here goes.  I's givin advice on barkin since it are my expertees.

Ya gotsta bark at most everything.  Your humans comin in a room, your humans leavin a room, your humans eatin tasty foodz, your sisfurs Bella and Roxy, da mailman, da FedEx man, da UPS man, other dogs walkin down da street.  I would tell ya to bark skwerrilz - do y'all have skwerrilz down under?  If ya see dis furry lil rat, bark it!


If not, ya can bark roos, koalas, platapusses, and whatever else ya got down dere to bark.  And da burdz, bark da burdz.  And make sure to bark rats, den catch dem and do da shakey shakey on em, us terrierists are natural born rat killers.

Oh, and be sure to bark da weather - if it are rainin, bark it.  If it are sunny, bark da sun.  Ya gots to bark da sun up everyday, otherwise it would be dark all da time and da humans would be stumblin round in da dark.  And ya gotsta bark da sun down, otherwise it would never be dark and da humans would be all tired and probably forgets to feed ya.

And remember to bark each day dat ends wif a y too.

Oh, and my advice for Roxy and Bella - perfect da Elvis lip curl and growl.  Dat are what I did when I came home and Finley had usyruped my rightful posishun.

Ok, so dat are my advice.  Now for da See Beyootifull part, it were a beyootifull day here to play pool ball.





And I been enjoyin my new crabby bed dat my momma got me, ain't it cute?


42 comments:

  1. EXCELLENT advice fur Dui... LOVE that Crabby Bed... Bet my cussin SARGE and his Crabby Girrrrls would FAINT if they saw it.

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  2. Those are some excellent tips for Dui. We sooooo wish we could go swimming with you!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  3. love love love that crabby bed!!!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  4. Can I steal you? My BFF, Kenzie, would have turned 11 in March. He loved the pool and had a blue raft (the SS Kenzie).
    http://youtu.be/nqBk_ll6pR0

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    1. Dat were one pawsome video! I has gone through a number of rafts, my jumpin on dem kinda wears em out. Dis are number 4 (I think).

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  5. BOL that was good advise for Dui.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  6. Hooray! A pool ball post! Every post is pawsome when it features you. =) Those are some very good tips for Dui. He has a lot to learn, doesn't he?!
    oxox
    Daisy

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    1. Awww, fanks! And Dui, he are such a lil cutie, I'm sure he'll get it all figured out, specially wif Bella and Roxy there to teach him.

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  7. Very comprehensive advice on barking Whitley. I trust Dui will study it well.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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    1. Well, barkin and pool ball are my 2 favorite things, so I thinks so.

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  9. Brilliant advice Whitley and we know that Dui is guided by clever paws. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  10. Oh, from the pool to the crabby bed just cracked me up!!! Very beautiful indeed. And such excellent advice. Wilhelm, Brychwyn and Huxley know that barking often makes me jump and spill my tea... so they get their walkies sooner!

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  11. I'm going out on a limb here to say that I think you love to bark? We enjoy howling now and then when we see trouble coming. Love your pool shots! You are lucky to have such a nice pool to hang out in. I love your new background too!

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    1. Yeah, I luvs me some barkin. And I luvs my pool too.

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  12. Wonderful advice and we are sure Dui can practice at the river

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    1. Yup, he can get some good barkin in there.

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  13. You have been a busy girl Whitley! Lots of pool ball, barking and lounging on Crabby. Love the advice column too! Have a great weekend!
    Marty

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    1. Fanks! Hope ya have a pawsome weekend too!

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  14. yes, that's sooo much important: bark at the burdz!!! Whitley that's a cool nose-work, you know how to maneuvre a ball! BRAVO!

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  15. FABulous advice Whitley!!! I say bark at everythings too! The peeps really appreciate it, especially if they are on the phone or tryin' to watch Orphan Black on the TV's!
    I loves your pool shots! Most lovely yardie!!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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    1. Yeah, my momma has dis idea dat I should not bark during Game of Thrones. Like dat are gonna happen!

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  16. Very good advice! Dui is going to be a hit in Blogville
    Lily & Edward

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  17. That is such great advice, Dui will be all set!

    Loveys Sasha

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  18. Time will tell if Dui is as vocal as you are, Whitley! Have fun in your swimmin' pool!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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    1. Well, I don't know if anyone are as vocal as me, BOL!

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  19. BOL! Pawsome advice for Dui. Thanks for pawticipating in my blog hop.
    I love your pool pic. I only have a little pool. You are so lucky to have a biggy pool.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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    1. Yup, I luv my pool. For years I lived in apartments and didn't have a pool or couldn't get in it, I are happy to be back wif my pool.

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  20. Pawsome and Sugar is very jealous of your pool. You are having too much FUN! Happy Seeing Beauty. Golden Woofs

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  21. You're the barkin' champion Whitley!! I'm sure Dui will be well advised to do as you say!! Great bed!!

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Leave me a woof, I'll bark right back atcha!