Liebster Award

So I gots another Liebster Award from my pals at Pawed Blog.   Fanks so much!!

Dese are da Rules:
1.  Fank da person who nominated ya and link back and recognized dere blog in your post.
2.  Answer da 10 questions posted by da blogger who nominated ya.
3.  Nominate 10 bloggers for da award.
4.  Create 10 questions for your nominees to answer.

Well, I's already done part one, so now I are on to da questions . . .

1.  What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?
Well, I did da normal naughty puppy stuff, chewin shoes up and all dat.  And NotMe tends to visit me when it are icy outside.  But da naughtiest thing I did were in Kingman, Arizona.  Me and momma were on our way back to UCLA and we stopped dere.  I don't know if any of y'all have ever been to Kingman, but dere were no grass to pee on.  And I were used to suburban manicured lawns to pee on.  So we wuz at da hotel and momma were tryin to get me to pee out on da dirt and I refused.  So dey took me to da hotel room figurin dat dey could unload den try takin me somewhere else.  Well, I hopped right up on da bed and peed.  BOL BOL!  Da mommas rinsed off da cover (it didn't soak though) and dey did not sleep in dat bed, hee hee!

2.  Have you ever done anything heroic, and what was it?
Everyday I protect against zombiez and I barks dem away, which are pretty heroic.  And I are da Head of Security, which are a pretty fankless job since ya gets in trouble for barkin everyone.  But it are heroic to keep goin in da face of bein told to shut up all da time.

3.  Who do you look up to?
My hero are Hank da Cowdog, he are also Head of Security and a Texan like me. He has written a bazillion books or somefin, if ya haven't read em, your humans should get dem for ya.

4.  If you could be a different animal what would it be and why?
I'd be a seal.  Becuz seals like to swim and like to bark.  I wouldn't have to give up barkin dat way, BOL BOL!

5.  What's the most annoying thing your human does that you wish they didn't?
My human are pretty good, but she makes me stay on leash all da time, which stinks since I wanna start fights and kill skwerrilz and it are hard to do dat on leash.  Even if I has killed 2 skwerrils while on leash.  And she don't let me sniff pee mail, she makes me keep walkin.  And she tells me to shut up, but I ignore her.  And she strips me.  Wait a minute, maybe she ain't da good.

6.  Have you got a favourite toy?
I luvs stuffies best of all, and I specially luv hippo stuffies.  Momma do not really know why, but I has got a speshul place in my heart for hippos.  Maybe it are watchin too much Fantasia wif momma.  I like da hedgies too.

7.  Do you like your name?  Does it suit you?
I likes my name.  It means from da white meadow, and since I are white, I fink it fits.  And my momma's name are Kimberley, so our names kinda go together, Whitley and Kimberley.

8.  What do you do that always gets your parents laughing?
Dey laff when I bark so hard dat my front paws pop off the ground.  I are dat enthusiastic!  And momma laffs when I "anger poop."  Dat are when I are mad bout seein another dog and I bark dem den I poop.  And I lick da air and huff it when we get near Plano, I just luv da smell of Plano.  Da humans like dat one.

9.  Do you like dressing up and wearing clothes?
Uh, I fink we all know dat da answer here are yes!  I luvs clothes, I has dresses, t-shirts, bandanas, coats, sweaters, jackets, even snowboots and a raincoat and pajamas!  I luvs wearin clothes and get extra sassy when I wear dem.

10.  Who lets you get away with more… Mummy/Daddy/Other?
It are Allison, momma's sister.  She calls me "Whitty Whitty Woo Woo" and instead of tellin me to "shut da #$% up!" she says "hush, sweet Whitley."  It do not work, BOL BOL!

Ok, so here are my questions.

1.  Do your momma or daddy sing to you?  If dey do, does ya have a speshul song?
2.  Are you preparin for da zombie apocalypse??
3.  Has ya ever killed a varmint?
4.  What are your favorite game to play?
5.  What are your opinion on baffs?
6.  Does ya have a special talent or trick?
7.  Do ya ever just bark and da peeps ain't got a clue why?
8.  Who are your bestest friend?
9.  Do ya give kissies?
10.  What do your home smell like?

So here's da pups I's nominatin.  If y'all wanna play along ya can, but no pressure and ya can has da award anyways.

1.  Kyla Scott
2.  Jack Freckles
3.  Pepper Power Papillon
4.  Milton
5.  Charlie Down Under
6.  Sully
7.  Ranger
8.  Dory
9.  Finley
10.  Cinnamon

Ok, so now for da piccy of me, here ya go!