Well, dis Saturday, I really were sepia colored! Dat are right, I went rollin in da dirt again. It were a ton of fun, but momma decided I needed a baff before I came in. Dat were fine wif me, since I likes my baffs. In fact I were so dirty, I had to have two! Momma didn't get a picture becuz her camera were inside and she didn't wanna leave me outside alone since I'd been playin pool ball for about an hour and was tired and she didn't want me tryin to swim dat tired. So if y'all can just imagine my last dirty picture about times two, dat were how dirty I were!
I also went on a Zombie Patrol™ dis mornin, it even started rainin a tiny bit, but I were on da hunt for zombies. Dere were some cricket playin zombiez in da field and dere were also some people, dog, and skwerril zombiez. I barked em all good and told em not to eat my momma's brains or anyfing like dat. Cuz she needs all da brains she's got, BOL BOL!