We know we is kinda late wif da selfies dis week.
But da mommas has been crazy busy.
Not too busy to forego da weekly waterboarding of da innoscent terrierists.
But at least dere has been present-making for westies.
So I has been hanging in da kitchen A LOT!
Ya never know when my momma are gonna drop something.
But we also has a problem.
Aubrey McTwinkle are back and he are threatening us.
Finley blames us.
She says she never had to deal wif no elf before we showed up.
Da last two years we has gotten him drunk on egg nog so he couldn't report back to Santa.
But he says he's been training to build up his tolerance ALL year!
What are we gonna do??
We are thinking of tryin to blackmail him. He are kind of an evil elf.
And of course we's warned him - snitches get stitches.
And ya best not mess wif Texas bitches.