What da woof momma? You ordered a what?? A westie torture device?? I thought only good stuff came in Chewy boxes. Ok, maybe some shampoo might sneak in sometimes. But I wuz SOOOO wrong.
Don't be fooled by da tongue, I wuz not happy.
Ok, maybe gettin da extra hair off felt good. And yeah, it took a lot less time wif da torture device.
And I am looking good. But I looked good before, right??
Momma says da grooming table are worth every dollar. I'd prefur those dollars go to tennis balls and dog treats!
And in case you thought my BFF escaped, grandma got her as soon as my momma wuz done wif me. And we both got pedicures from my momma. Oh, da horrors.
Finley are glad she escaped. But SHE had to have a baff today cuz some senior citizen decided to roll in somefin VERY nasty. So she can't be smirkin too much about our torture yesterday.
Well, we did look pretty cute on today's walk.
And I'm shure I got extra compliments on my bike ride. Unfortunately, da rotting possum carcass wuz gone. And I never even got a chance to roll in it! Grooming tables and vanishing carcasses, life are unfair.