Thursday, January 23, 2020

You Ordered a WHAT???


What da woof momma? You ordered a what?? A westie torture device?? I thought only good stuff came in Chewy boxes. Ok, maybe some shampoo might sneak in sometimes. But I wuz SOOOO wrong.


Don't be fooled by da tongue, I wuz not happy.  


Ok, maybe gettin da extra hair off felt good. And yeah, it took a lot less time wif da torture device. 


And I am looking good. But I looked good before, right??


Momma says da grooming table are worth every dollar. I'd prefur those dollars go to tennis balls and dog treats!


And in case you thought my BFF escaped, grandma got her as soon as my momma wuz done wif me. And we both got pedicures from my momma. Oh, da horrors. 


Finley are glad she escaped. But SHE had to have a baff today cuz some senior citizen decided to roll in somefin VERY nasty. So she can't be smirkin too much about our torture yesterday.


Well, we did look pretty cute on today's walk. 


And I'm shure I got extra compliments on my bike ride. Unfortunately, da rotting possum carcass wuz gone. And I never even got a chance to roll in it! Grooming tables and vanishing carcasses, life are unfair.  



34 comments:

  1. oh wow!!! your mama has really golden hands, that is amazing !!!

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  2. Hmmm. Compliments or rotting carcasses? Tough call.

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  3. Carcasses are meant for pups, in our opinion!

    You gals have to put up with a lot...sheesh, shouldn't a torture table like that be illegal?

    You do look beautiful, though you always do!

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  4. Your momma does a beautiful job grooming you! My mom grooms me on a trunk - nothing as fancy as what you have.

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    1. My momma used to just groom me on the ground trying to hold me, but I would buck like a bull in a rodeo.

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  5. My mom has thought about getting a grooming table, but she doesn't like grooming us, and we go in every 3 months to have our furs professionally stripped, so no need for one. She does our nails every week no problem without a table.

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    1. Since our mommas do the stripping/trimming themselves, they figgered they deserved a table. No one asked MY opinion.

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  6. I had to endure a day of grooming this week with my groomer Miss Jacquie. I survived. But most of my fur didn't. But I guess it was for the best. I was getting balls of snow and ice stuck to my furry feet and that puts quite a damper on my squirrel chasing abilities.

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    1. Well, you do wanna be able to chase those nasty skwerrils.

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  7. Wow, I'm SO glad I don't have to have my fur stolen like you guys! That definitely looks like a torture device.

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  8. You look fabulous even if it was tortuous.

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  9. Our grooming table we had for Kenzie our Westie and Kyla our Scottie is now our lookout table. We have a ramp up to it. Really cool barking at everything and everyone who goes by. However, we do have to go to Christine, our groomer about every four months. We don't get any tangles thank goodness.

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    1. Hmmm, it would make a good lookout table, but after that grooming, I wouldn't be getting up there voluntarily.

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  10. hay ewe dawgs....we wood pazz out if we saw that tabullz....ewe iz rite...ya looked grate bee for de shave anda hair cut; tho oh kay.. ya still look grate after... ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Yeah, I mean, it's winter - we need the extra furs!

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  11. Well that's deceitful, Chewey is supposed to be just food, treats and toys, isn't it? We're shuddering at those 'rakey' things.

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  12. Thanks for sharing. Your momma did such a wonderful giving you a nice haircut. Maybe next time Chewy will just have treats and toys inside your delivery. Have a wonderful upcoming weekend.
    World of Animals

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    1. I hope so - I think we deserve extra treats for this!

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  13. They say we pant when we are nervous. On the top pictures you look like you could use some Prozac. You look so cute in the bottom pictures.

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  14. that looked like a lot of hair to loose!
    but you do look very pretty
    hugs
    Mabel & Hilda

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    1. We always lose at least that much - we grow a TON of hair.

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  15. Your back foot is awful close to the edge ~ so don't step back or you will be hanging. We hear they hang them in Texas! I'm glad you gots a basket to ride in, biking is so much fun.
    Sweet William The Scot

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    1. Biking are fun! Definitely better than grooming!

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  16. OH NO!!! Mama is talking about getting one of those tables now since some black and white puppy is not well loved at the groomer!
    xoxo,
    Arty the Biter, Rosy and Jakey

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    1. BOL Arty. Our biter is Finley - for an old dog, she is VERY feisty.

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