Pals, my annual problem has returned.
No, it are not da cooler weather. We like dat, even if da momma duzn't.
And nope, it are not allergies, dat are Aunt Ally and Finley's problem.
My problem are VERY rude leaves. They hitch a ride on me legs, my tummy, and sometimes even my privacy please.
They hitch a ride on my BFF too, but she duzn't seem to care.
Finley says I are ridiculous and da leaves are not trying to attack me.
Brinley says there are important problems in da world, like windshield wipers and sex perverts on TV.
Did I menshun these leaves sometimes get near my privacy please?? I think they are da perverts . . .
Whaddya mean #MeToo duzn't apply to leaf assaults Finley???