Where's Whitley?

So, I noticed some of my pals was sayin I looked like a stuffie.  And momma agrees, she says it too.  And I fink Ally finks I ARE a stuffie, since she are all bout grabbin me and cuddlin me when she lays down on da couch.  So I thought I'd show dis picture to show ya how much I blend in wif stuffies.

Do ya sees me?  And pals, don't worry, da reason dere a Chrissymas stuffies all round is cuz da pic is from December, my momma ain't quite dat crazy bout Chrissymas to have reindeers and polar bears round in June.

Black and White Sunday

Hey pals, da ya see dat longing look in my eyes?  Dat were ham I were longin for, and I got some!  I had a good Sunday - went on Zombie PAtrol™ and barked da nayborhood, got some ham, and I played pool ball.

My BFF Finley needs a lil POTP - her foot are hurtin.  See, she has dis lil skin tag or somefin on her foot and today it were bleedin.  We don't know if she chewed it or what, but now her foot are all bandaged up.  Hope your foot feels better soon Finley!

Sepia Saturday

Well, dis Saturday, I really were sepia colored!  Dat are right, I went rollin in da dirt again.  It were a ton of fun, but momma decided I needed a baff before I came in.  Dat were fine wif me, since I likes my baffs.  In fact I were so dirty, I had to have two!  Momma didn't get a picture becuz her camera were inside and she didn't wanna leave me outside alone since I'd been playin pool ball for about an hour and was tired and she didn't want me tryin to swim dat tired.  So if y'all can just imagine my last dirty picture about times two, dat were how dirty I were!

I also went on a Zombie Patrol™ dis mornin, it even started rainin a tiny bit, but I were on da hunt for zombies.  Dere were some cricket playin zombiez in da field and dere were also some people, dog, and skwerril zombiez.  I barked em all good and told em not to eat my momma's brains or anyfing like dat.  Cuz she needs all da brains she's got, BOL BOL!

Liebster Award

So I gots another Liebster Award from my pals at Pawed Blog.   Fanks so much!!

Dese are da Rules:
1.  Fank da person who nominated ya and link back and recognized dere blog in your post.
2.  Answer da 10 questions posted by da blogger who nominated ya.
3.  Nominate 10 bloggers for da award.
4.  Create 10 questions for your nominees to answer.

Well, I's already done part one, so now I are on to da questions . . .

1.  What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done?
Well, I did da normal naughty puppy stuff, chewin shoes up and all dat.  And NotMe tends to visit me when it are icy outside.  But da naughtiest thing I did were in Kingman, Arizona.  Me and momma were on our way back to UCLA and we stopped dere.  I don't know if any of y'all have ever been to Kingman, but dere were no grass to pee on.  And I were used to suburban manicured lawns to pee on.  So we wuz at da hotel and momma were tryin to get me to pee out on da dirt and I refused.  So dey took me to da hotel room figurin dat dey could unload den try takin me somewhere else.  Well, I hopped right up on da bed and peed.  BOL BOL!  Da mommas rinsed off da cover (it didn't soak though) and dey did not sleep in dat bed, hee hee!

2.  Have you ever done anything heroic, and what was it?
Everyday I protect against zombiez and I barks dem away, which are pretty heroic.  And I are da Head of Security, which are a pretty fankless job since ya gets in trouble for barkin everyone.  But it are heroic to keep goin in da face of bein told to shut up all da time.

3.  Who do you look up to?
My hero are Hank da Cowdog, he are also Head of Security and a Texan like me. He has written a bazillion books or somefin, if ya haven't read em, your humans should get dem for ya.

4.  If you could be a different animal what would it be and why?
I'd be a seal.  Becuz seals like to swim and like to bark.  I wouldn't have to give up barkin dat way, BOL BOL!

5.  What's the most annoying thing your human does that you wish they didn't?
My human are pretty good, but she makes me stay on leash all da time, which stinks since I wanna start fights and kill skwerrilz and it are hard to do dat on leash.  Even if I has killed 2 skwerrils while on leash.  And she don't let me sniff pee mail, she makes me keep walkin.  And she tells me to shut up, but I ignore her.  And she strips me.  Wait a minute, maybe she ain't da good.

6.  Have you got a favourite toy?
I luvs stuffies best of all, and I specially luv hippo stuffies.  Momma do not really know why, but I has got a speshul place in my heart for hippos.  Maybe it are watchin too much Fantasia wif momma.  I like da hedgies too.

7.  Do you like your name?  Does it suit you?
I likes my name.  It means from da white meadow, and since I are white, I fink it fits.  And my momma's name are Kimberley, so our names kinda go together, Whitley and Kimberley.

8.  What do you do that always gets your parents laughing?
Dey laff when I bark so hard dat my front paws pop off the ground.  I are dat enthusiastic!  And momma laffs when I "anger poop."  Dat are when I are mad bout seein another dog and I bark dem den I poop.  And I lick da air and huff it when we get near Plano, I just luv da smell of Plano.  Da humans like dat one.

9.  Do you like dressing up and wearing clothes?
Uh, I fink we all know dat da answer here are yes!  I luvs clothes, I has dresses, t-shirts, bandanas, coats, sweaters, jackets, even snowboots and a raincoat and pajamas!  I luvs wearin clothes and get extra sassy when I wear dem.

10.  Who lets you get away with more… Mummy/Daddy/Other?
It are Allison, momma's sister.  She calls me "Whitty Whitty Woo Woo" and instead of tellin me to "shut da #$% up!" she says "hush, sweet Whitley."  It do not work, BOL BOL!

Ok, so here are my questions.

1.  Do your momma or daddy sing to you?  If dey do, does ya have a speshul song?
2.  Are you preparin for da zombie apocalypse??
3.  Has ya ever killed a varmint?
4.  What are your favorite game to play?
5.  What are your opinion on baffs?
6.  Does ya have a special talent or trick?
7.  Do ya ever just bark and da peeps ain't got a clue why?
8.  Who are your bestest friend?
9.  Do ya give kissies?
10.  What do your home smell like?

So here's da pups I's nominatin.  If y'all wanna play along ya can, but no pressure and ya can has da award anyways.

1.  Kyla Scott
2.  Jack Freckles
3.  Pepper Power Papillon
4.  Milton
5.  Charlie Down Under
6.  Sully
7.  Ranger
8.  Dory
9.  Finley
10.  Cinnamon

Ok, so now for da piccy of me, here ya go!

Wordless Wednesday

Uh oh, a Momma Takeover!!!

Hey pupses, don't worry, for now it are still me, Whitley.  My day were pretty good - I went on a walk zombie patrol dis mornin.  And I saw some zombies too - dere were even a dog zombie right outside my house.  I barked him good.  Dere were also a lady who said dat me and Finley were pretty, but she did not pet me.  What da woof???  If I's pretty, ya pets me.

And I were lookin extra pretty today - momma says I are so fluffy I looks like a stuffed animal.  Usually I lose some of my furs in da summer, but dis summer I are holdin on to dem.  Which momma says I may be regrettin when August rolls round and it are 113 or somefin.

After we came home, momma did some exorcisin den she fed us pups.  Den me and her went out to play pool ball, dat were a lotta fun!!

Ok, now ya know how some of y'all's momma's been takin over your blogs to show off da kroshayin and knittin and junk like dat?  Well, I's managed to keep all of momma's six hundred bazillion scarves off of my blog, but I told her she could show off her crossy stitch.  (Mainly becuz dere are a new scarf once a month and it took her a year to finish dis crossy stitch. BOL BOL!!)  She thought some of your mommas might wanna see it, I told her dey probably wouldn't, but we disagrees.  She says it are a Carousel Horse by Teresa Wentzler and dat it are real complicated.  ZzZzZz.  Snorfblatt, musslespart . . .

Well, I guess it are nice for a horsey, I fink a westie would be better.  Anyways, dat are enuf of dat stuff, from now on my blog are just me.

Black and White Sunday

Hey y'all!  It were a pretty borin Sunday round here, it were all rainy so I didn't get to do my zombie patrol or play pool ball.  It were so boring I had to start inventin stuff to bark at, it are a lotta hard work to make up things to bark at, hard work dat da peeps just don't apprecimatate.

Anyways, lastest night I were abandoned for a few hours or months or a year or somefin.  Da peeps went to da John Fogerty and Jimmy Buffett concert.  And dey didn't even take us!!  Dey had a real good time and my momma took some pikshures (of course she would, I fink she's like a profeshunal puparazzi).  Dere were some dudes singin and stuff, but dis were my favorite one . . .  

Tons and tons of cheezeburgers!!!  I can't believe I missed dis!  I fink I are gonna need to bark a lot bout missin out on da giant cheezeburgers.

Sepia Saturday

I had a good Sepia Saturday - lots and lotsa barkin and pool ball!

New Toy!

Hey y'all!  It has been a pretty good week round here - da normal zombie patrols and I been gettin to play pool ball everyday.

Today on da Zombie Patrol, me and Finley saw another westie!  He were a cute lil guy - only 7 months old but he were pretty big.  Dere are a lady in da nayborhood who breeds show westies and he were one of her pups - he were real cute and made da mommas go awwwww!  I don't know what it are wif all dese puppies lately, dey are tryin to make my momma get puppy fever or somefin.

Anyways, I gots me a new toy today.  It are a bag of Ruffles, since dat are my nickname.  Ya may be askin why's dat my nickname, it are becuz "Ruffles has ridges" and so do I (da wrinkles on my back).  Finley got da Fritos vershun on counts of her feets sometimes smellin like em.  My momma can ever turn a new toy into some kinda joke, she finks she are so funny.

At least I gots a new toy outta it.

Wordless Wednesday

Another day filled wif zombie patrol, pool ball, and of course lotsa barkin.  A pup's job as Head of Security is never done.

Black and White Father's Day

Happy Father's Day to all you daddies out dere!  My grandpa had a good day - he got Jimmy Buffett concert tickets.  He are a big fan.

And ya know what he wanted to do today?  He wanted to play pool ball wif me!  I had tons of fun - I was really playin good today.  Dat nasty ol arthur-eye-tis guy were not botherin me at all.  But momma still made me stop after a couple bazillion hours since I were tired.

Den I got an idea - momma has been ooohin and aaahin over all you cutie pie lil scotties in Blogville.  Dere are a ton of y'all!  She also likes dem cairn cuties too, dere are one named Bacon on Facebook who momma thinks are a real cutie pie.  And I's heard some talk about puppies (it are not happenin soon says momma).

And I thought - I's spent almost 12 years as a white pup.  Maybe I need to try a new color.  My momma dyes her hair, so why can't I?  So I decided to live out da rest of my life as a cairn terrier.

Den momma said dat da cairns dat are brown are brown naturally and not wif mud.  And dat she likes my white lil self very much, so I needed to gets a baff.  I were too dirty to get a baff in da tub, so it were outside baff time for me.

I's decided to keep bein a westie.  A westie wif wrinkles who's hair are kinda growin in brown in dem are interestin enuf.

Sepia Saturday

Happy Sepia Saturday!  My arthur-eye-tis has been botherin me today, I's a bit gimpy and it ain't fun.

To celebrate Flag Day, I wore my patriotical dress today - here are a picshur of it.

Hope I are less gimpy tomorrow.

Puppy Advice for Dui and See Beyootifull

Hey y'all.  Dere are a new pup in Blogville and his name is Macdui.  He lives all da way down in Australia, you can sees da bloggy he shares wif his sisfurs here.  My pal Ranger asked us all to give Dui some puppy advice, so here goes.  I's givin advice on barkin since it are my expertees.

Ya gotsta bark at most everything.  Your humans comin in a room, your humans leavin a room, your humans eatin tasty foodz, your sisfurs Bella and Roxy, da mailman, da FedEx man, da UPS man, other dogs walkin down da street.  I would tell ya to bark skwerrilz - do y'all have skwerrilz down under?  If ya see dis furry lil rat, bark it!

If not, ya can bark roos, koalas, platapusses, and whatever else ya got down dere to bark.  And da burdz, bark da burdz.  And make sure to bark rats, den catch dem and do da shakey shakey on em, us terrierists are natural born rat killers.

Oh, and be sure to bark da weather - if it are rainin, bark it.  If it are sunny, bark da sun.  Ya gots to bark da sun up everyday, otherwise it would be dark all da time and da humans would be stumblin round in da dark.  And ya gotsta bark da sun down, otherwise it would never be dark and da humans would be all tired and probably forgets to feed ya.

And remember to bark each day dat ends wif a y too.

Oh, and my advice for Roxy and Bella - perfect da Elvis lip curl and growl.  Dat are what I did when I came home and Finley had usyruped my rightful posishun.

Ok, so dat are my advice.  Now for da See Beyootifull part, it were a beyootifull day here to play pool ball.

And I been enjoyin my new crabby bed dat my momma got me, ain't it cute?

Wordless Wednesday

Do not worry, I are not really wordless, I are barkin so hard dat my lil front paws lift off da ground.

Black and White Sunday

Well, it were a pretty boring day round here.  It were rainin dis mornin so I didn't get to go on my zombie patrol.  But I did get in plenty of barkins, so at least dat were ok.

Sepia Saturday

Well, today were pretty good!  I got to go on a zombie hunt dis mornin - I saw some joggin zombies, and cricket playin zombies, and some dog zombies.  I barked dem all good.  Den I got some brekkyfast and went outside wif momma and played pool ball and went swimmin.  And I barked a ton while I were doin dat too.  :)

Today are also Blogville Dinosaur Dig Fest.

So here are a picture of da biggest hole I's ever dug, BOL BOL!

Wordless Wednesday

He Likes Me, He Really Likes Me!

Remember dis cute lil guy?

Well, he likes me, he really likes me!  We been playin and stuffs.  He are a lil bit too fast and jumps all over da place!  Momma says it are called "what goes round, comes round" since I did the exact same thing to Hank when I were just a lil pup.

Anyways, lastest night, lil Crockett hopped right up and da ottoman wif me for a nap.  I were so excited, but I did really good and didn't freak out at him or nuffin.  We just hung out and snoozed together.

See, ain't da cute?  I's glad we's gettin to be good pals.  I luved him right away, and now he luvs me back!

Momma tortured me by pullin out all my furs last night - I tried to bite her, but I missed.  Anyways, I were all fluffy dis mornin.

I may look cute, but I are not sure it are worth da torture.

P.S. Da vampire vetman called wif my blood results.  And dey are "normal."  So I are not sure why I had to lose my bloods for dat.

Black and White Sunday

It have been a pretty good Sunday - mornin zombie patrol wif lotsa barkins, da peeps had bacon and I barked a lot and got some, I played pool ball wif lotsa barkins, well, ya gets da idea, BOL BOL!

Ain't my hair floofies lookin extra pretty today??