Hey pals, didja hear about da tornadoes dat hit Dallas? Yeah, it wuz scary wind dat did NOT come outta Finley's butt, BOL. Don't worry, da three of us are ok.
Da sirens went off here and we had to all go to my momma's bathroom for a lil bit. Da tornadoes hit south of us - dere wuz 9 total in the Metroplex and the biggest one an EF-3 wuz in north Dallas/Richardson.
In case ya don't know, we live in Plano, which are da suburb directly north of Richardson. Dere wuz a lotta damage, but luckily nobody died.
Now it are just time to relax and watch da World Series.
Go 'Stros! Texas needs somefin good after dis weekend.