Dese stinky elves have been spying on us AGAIN! They even showed up early this year - they were here the day after Thanksgiving! I think they just wanted to steal some turkey.
Finley has been warning em, snitches get stitches.
I'm a lil worried about it. I mean TWO elves spying all month??? Aubrey and Elwood has been everywhere. And I are NOT really a bad dog just cuz I pee when Ally's bedroom door gets closed behind me. I just kinda uhh, get a lil worried about being in the room and uhhh, well, sometimes I pee a teensy. But really, Santa duzn't care, duz he???
Brinley says the elves deserve a razz, but I don't know. I really want my presents from Santa.
Maybe if I'm extra sweet to em. And let em share some foods like a let Bowie, they'll give Santa a good report??
Or maybe he'll just be overcome by our cute faces?? I hope so!
Oh dawg, I'm glad I don't have an elf spying on me! I mean...I don't THINK I do....
ReplyDeleteHe'll be totally overcome by those cute faces. I mean, who wouldn't be?
ReplyDeleteBest of luck anyway...
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
We know that your cuteness is gonna overpower any fake news reports of those elves! Happy Howlidaze!
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Murphy & Stanley
Santa definitely can't resist ya'lls cute faces! Our Elf blinkey beadhead has been super lazy dis year all him does is sit on his reindeer and watch us from behind da snowman like a creeper.
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Matt & Matilda
xoxo,
Matt & Matilda
We think you will girls will totally dazzle those elves with your cuteness!!
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Rosy, Jakey & Arty
We're sure those elves will give you girls a good review.
ReplyDeleteWe would be plotting how to behead them spy's.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you ladies are being absolute angels, and those tattletale elves have to make up fake stuff to report on you! (You can always send those sneaky elf guys to me for shredding. Just saying.)
ReplyDeleteYou should have the justice department investigate this.
ReplyDeleteGet your momma to give those elves a baff. They will dissolve.
ReplyDeleteYikes thopse elves are too close for comfort!
ReplyDeleteHope you cuteness saves the day and the presents!
Wishing such cute little elves were at our house ...
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