Whaddya mean I am gonna need a Christmas haircut momma? I thought 2020 wuz da year of lookin shaggy. I are just tryin to stay on-trend.
Besides, duzn't Santa Paws rock a big white beard? I think he'd be A-OK wif a trio of shaggy white dogs.
We don't think she are buying it. Oh well, Anyways, Happy Hanukkah to all our Jewish pals!