We just like to smile. Smiling is our favorite.
And today we has anudder reason to smile. Those naughty elves, Elwood O'Jingle and Aubrey McTwinkle have already provided us wif blackmail we need in order to insure a good report to Santa Paws.
It wuz all Finley's idea. She thought those elves might return to da scene of da crime, so she hid out in the sunroom and pretended to be asleep. And they went right to my momma's bike and started laffin about how I can't go for bike rides now.
So go ahead and laff elves. Ya ain't sposed to be making bike tires go flat. And ya definitely aren't social distancing - we are just waiting for you to even try to tell Santa on us!
I wonder what those naughty elves will get up to next.
I got the feeling we are all getting a good report this year, at least if those elves wanna keep their jobs. We are gonna have a big dossy-ay on dem. BOL BOL.