Hey y'all. It wuz a not-so-eggcitin day round here. Me and momma went out back for a while, but it wuz real cloudy. Den we watched da footballs and I napped. No Forced Death March Zombie Patrol™ today on counts of me and momma both bein kinda gimpy. She seems to be handlin it a lot worse dan me, she keeps on whinin bout how she wants to exorcise. I say nappin are da best solushin.